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ronnykmarshall Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Mar-29-05 05:51 PM
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One of those "fill out and return" e-mails ..... my responces.
. WHAT IS YOUR FIRST AND MIDDLE NAME? Ronny Kevin (don't go there I dropped "Ronald")

2. WHAT COLOR PANTS ARE YOU WEARING? Kaki

3. WHAT ARE YOU LISTENING TO RIGHT NOW? Randi Rhodes Show - Air America

4. WHAT IS THE LAST DIGITS OF YOUR PHONE NUMBER? 6758

5. WHAT WAS THE LAST THING YOU ATE/DRANK? Chicken salad and a nice glass ice tea. Soda? FEH! Who needs it!

6. IF YOU WERE A CRAYON, WHAT COLOR WOULD IT BE? Mauve

7. WHERE DO YOU PLAN TO GO ON A HONEYMOON? I didn't know I had to plan ANOTHER one!

8. WHAT IS THE WEATHER RIGHT NOW? Sunny

9. WHO WAS THE LAST PERSON YOU TALKED TO ON THE PHONE? A client having a fit about something.

10. WHAT’S THE FIRST THING YOU NOTICE ABOUT THE OPPOSITE SEX? What an interesting blouse. Where DID she get those adorable shoes? That purse has GOT to got however. Sheesh!

11. DO YOU LIKE THE PERSON WHO SENT YOU THIS? Hell ya, she's a famous critter.

12. HOW ARE YOU TODAY? eh? I can't complain.

13. FAVORITE DRINK? A nice glass ice tea.

14. IF YOU HAD ONE WISH WHAT WOULD IT BE? My brother was still alive.

15. WHAT DO YOU LIKE ABOUT YOUR GIRLFRIEND/BOYFRIEND/SPOUSE? He thinks I'm the funniest person on the planet and worships the ground I walk on. Plus he likes to get up and clean the house on Saturdays before I drag my sorry ass out of bed.

16. YOUR HAIR COLOR? Blond/Black

17. YOUR EYE COLOR? Hazel Green

18. DO YOU WEAR CONTACTS? Yes, on my eyes.

19. SIBLINGS AND THEIR AGES? My brother would have been 47.

20. IS YOUR HAIR COLOR NATURAL? Oh please!

21. LAST MOVIE YOU WATCHED? Blazing Saddles

22. FAVORITE DAY OF THE YEAR? Halloween

23. ARE YOU TOO SHY TO ASK SOMEONE OUT? No, but if I did I would be living in a cardboard box with a big foot print on my ass.

24. FAVORITE FOOD? Mexican

25. DO YOU LIKE SCARY OR HAPPY MOVIES? MUSICALS !! HELLO?????

26. SUMMER OR WINTER? Summer

27. HUGS OR KISSES? Can't answer, there are youngin's listening.

28. RELATIONSHIPS OR ONE NIGHT STAND? See question #23. Let's just say when I was single there were two phrases I said a LOT.

"WOW! Look at the time, I better go before the subway closes!"

"WOW! Look at the time, you better go before the subway closes!"

29. CHOCOLATE OR VANILLA? Chocolate

30. DO YOU WANT YOUR FRIENDS TO WRITE BACK? Whatever!

31. WHO IS MOST LIKELY TO RESPOND? TJ or JC

32. WHO IS THE LEAST LIKELY TO RESPOND? Michael

33. WHAT BOOKS ARE YOU READING? Are you kiddin'? With all this e-mail to read, who the hell has time to read a book.

34. WHAT’S ON YOUR MOUSE PAD? Dirt.

35. FAVORITE BOARD GAME? Bullshit

36. FAVORITE SMELL? Bullshit

37. LEAST FAVORITE SMELL? Bullshit

38. FAVORITE SOUND? Bulls shitting

39. WORST FEELING IN THE WORLD? Getting hit on the head with a big pile of bull shit.

40. FIRST THING YOU THINK OF WHEN YOU WAKE UP IN THE MORNING? God, I hope I don't get hit in the head with a big pile of bullshit.

41. FAVORITE MOVIES? Moonstruck and any Mel Brooks movie.

42. WHAT’S UNDER YOUR BED? Cat toys and fur balls.

43. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE NUMBER? 255 - My old prefix in SF.

44. ONE NICE THING ABOUT THE PERSON WHO SENT THIS TO YOU? She had the best taste in music when we were in high school and made living in Atascadero worth living.

45. FAVORITE TV SHOWS? Lucy and MTM

46. FAVORITE SEX POSITION? What ever is on sale. I'm a bargan hunter.

47. WHO DO YOU HAVE A CRUSH ON? See question #23.

48. IF YOU COULD GO ANYWHERE, WHERE WOULD YOU GO? New York City to live.

49. FANTASIES? Winning Academy Award.

50. MOST EMBARRASSING MOMENT? Losing Academy Award after that bitch Mary Hart on "Entertainment Tongiht" said I had it in the bag.

51. BIGGEST TURN ON? Beating that bitch Mary Hart over the head with my Academy Award.

52. DO YOU ACTUALLY HATE ANYBODY? Ann Coulter, Fred Phelps and that bitch Mary Hart.

53. FAVORITE PASTIMES? Stalking that bitch Mary Hart.

54. HAVE YOU EVER BEEN IN LOVE? Are you kidding? Oh, I mean yes. Yes. I have, I mean I am.

55. NICKNAMES? REYnoldo, Butch, Girl, Girlfriend, Whore, Bitch, Auntie Ronny.

56. WORST HABITS? Smoking.

57. FAVORITE SONG? Currently? "Immortal" - Cindy Alexander

58. FAVORITE ICE CREAM FLAVOR? Apply Direct to Ass

59. WHAT ARE YOU WEARING RIGHT NOW? I lovely peach blouse w/ a cotton skirt and mules.

60. FAVORITE PLACE? New York City

61. BIGGEST REGRET? Regrets, I have a few. But then again, to few to mention. I've lived a life that's and traveled down that endless highway. But throught all I did it MMMMYYYYYYYYYYYYY WAAAAYYYYYYY!!!

62. WHAT ARE YOU BEST KNOWN FOR? My quiet reserved personality.

63. FAVORITE RESTAURANT? Gardens of Taxco

64. HAVE YOU EVER BEEN IN TROUBLE WITH THE POLICE? Not yet.

65. FAVORITE QUOTE? Did that come out of you?

66. IF YOU COULD MAKE ONE WISH COME TRUE AND IT COULND’T BE MONEY MOTIVATED WHAT WOULD IT BE? See #14
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catzies Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Mar-29-05 06:00 PM
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1. OMG, you are one of the funniest people I've never met.
But the next LA DU meetup would fix that.

That bitch Mary Hart is SO not invited. ;)
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redqueen Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Mar-29-05 06:03 PM
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2. You really are hilarious, you know.
:loveya:
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ronnykmarshall Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Mar-29-05 06:06 PM
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4. I get them things all the time.
Must the time I delete 'em. But the girl that sent it so me EXPECTS me to send back something smart assed.
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jonnyblitz Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Mar-29-05 06:06 PM
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3. "18. DO YOU WEAR CONTACTS? Yes, on my eyes."
LOL..that one amused the hell out of me for some reason. :P

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