What ironic punishment awaits Jerry Falwell in hell?

[Beware the Beast Man]

I picture him being violated by a 6'4", 290-pound Teletubby named Chud, but that's just me. :)

[guitar man]

1. eternity in a dirty stall

....in some horrid restroom with a glory hole on each side of him and an endless line of willing participants lined up at each hole. :evilgrin:

[LiberalEsto]

2. Eternity listening to Unitarian sermons

interspersed with Teletubby breaks

[ronnykmarshall]

3. God and Jesus welcoming gays in to heaven.

That would make his head explode.

[flakey_foont]

4. Heaven

When the wealthy woman entered heaven, she was given a bicycle to ride. Pedaling along, she saw her maid go by in a Cadillac. Her gardener went by in a Rolls Royce. Very upset, she went to the proper authority and asked why her maid and gardener had more luxurious transportation than she did. She was told, "The kind of transportation you are assigned in heaven depends on how good a Christian you were on earth."

Later she returned to the authority laughing. "What's so funny?" she was asked. "Yesterday I saw my pastor going by on a pair of roller skates!"

[havocmom]

5. Johnny Cochran will be the one to greet him upon his arrival?

There would be some poetic justice to putting those two together for eternity. Too bad I just can't believe in hell, well, hell beyond the mess we make of earth anyway.

[Huckebein the Raven]

6. don't forget SpongeBob

:evilgrin:

[datasuspect]

7. when he finds out that that god really considers heterosexuality

an abomination.

[Fenris]

8. Having airplanes fly into him....

Piloted by lesbians, abortionists, pagans, etc.

[BlueIris]

9. "Chud"?

Make it "Chad" and I'll love your prediction the best.

No, seriously, I've always felt Falwell would end up, as Michael Moore has prescribed for GWB, "parking cars in hell's VIP lot." And good luck with that, Satan.