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LoZoccolo Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Mar-29-05 06:32 PM
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Poll question: Would you get shot with a taser for $20 million?
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DS1 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Mar-29-05 06:34 PM
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1. I'd do it for 19 million US dollars. Let the bidding begin
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slackmaster Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Mar-29-05 06:35 PM
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I'd shoot DS1 or LoZoccolo for ONE million dollars!
:nuke:
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DS1 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Mar-29-05 06:35 PM
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4. I'd hold LoZoccolo in front of me while you shot for 50 million dollars
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flvegan Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Mar-29-05 06:37 PM
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9. I'd taser the whole lot of you for a six pack of brew.
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LoZoccolo Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Mar-29-05 06:36 PM
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6. Fuck yeah. For even $18 million...
...they could stick it up my ass if they wanted to!
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DS1 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Mar-29-05 06:37 PM
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8. until it went 'click'?
/the Jesus
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LoZoccolo Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Mar-29-05 06:38 PM
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10. People say that that would hurt...
...but that's just like, their opinion, man.
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flvegan Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Mar-29-05 06:34 PM
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2. I'll go $18 million US dollars.
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DS1 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Mar-29-05 06:35 PM
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3. 17.5
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matcom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Mar-29-05 06:36 PM
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5. $1 Million - YES just ONE Million!
kind of like Friday night at the bar. "Go ugly early and avoid the rush" :P
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name not needed Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Mar-29-05 06:37 PM
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7. I'll do it for 50 bucks and a case of PBR
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DS1 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Mar-29-05 06:38 PM
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11. I'll do it for the 50 bucks
so much for splitting EIGHTEEN MILLION DOLLARS three ways!

Man, why do I have be surrounded by frikkin idiots!
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Hobarticus Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Mar-29-05 06:40 PM
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13. I'll do it for the empties...
I'm like that
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Abelman Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Mar-29-05 07:10 PM
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22. Oh mAN!
Maybe just the PBR.
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MrSlayer Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Mar-29-05 06:39 PM
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12. Not just yeah but Fuck Yeah!
20 million for a few moments of discomfort? Where do I sign up?
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flvegan Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Mar-29-05 06:43 PM
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14. I think that this belongs in ATA.
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CanuckAmok Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Mar-29-05 06:44 PM
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15. Yes, and I'd take it in the groin for half that. n/t
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democracyindanger Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Mar-29-05 06:46 PM
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16. I'll do it for free if it gets me laid.
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Balbus Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Mar-29-05 06:47 PM
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17. Yes!!
:yourock:
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kenny blankenship Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Mar-29-05 06:51 PM
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20. I understand
that you'll have trouble getting it up afterwards, on the other hand you will be sterile.
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bridgit Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Mar-29-05 06:49 PM
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18. why shoot...
i'd consider it for 1/2 that much
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CO Liberal Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Mar-29-05 06:49 PM
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19. Some Idiot in Florida Got Tasered For a Glass of Water Today
He broke through two police lines and had reached to door of Terri Schiavo's hospice with a glass of water before they tasered him.
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DS1 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Mar-29-05 06:59 PM
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21. The real shame here is that they should've just let him get through, and
fed Terri the glass of water, watched her drown in it, and then escorted him outside for his Fundamentalist stoning.

:eyes:
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Sympleesmshn Donating Member (460 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Mar-29-05 07:44 PM
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23. I have had my friends do it for 5 bucks...
long story but he offered to do it again for another 5 so I guess it isn't that bad...
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HEyHEY Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Mar-29-05 07:45 PM
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24. Let's see the 20 million
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Rhiannon12866 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Mar-29-05 08:06 PM
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25. No, I wouldn't.
I'd be afraid I'd die and then my Freeper family would get it.:-(
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solinvictus Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Mar-29-05 08:11 PM
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26. I'd do it for $20K
Or even $2K at this point. Rent's due next week.
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