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Wed Mar-30-05 01:48 AM
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You like fuck ,you want fuck, you need fuck , berserker! |
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oh boy, that was for CSTT
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Wed Mar-30-05 01:49 AM
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1. Check out these "Clerks" based ESL instructor notes: |
HEyHEY
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Wed Mar-30-05 01:51 AM
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3. Was that Kevin SMith's best? |
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Wed Mar-30-05 01:58 AM
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4. yes. He should have killed himself somewhere between Clerks and Mallrats. |
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Wed Mar-30-05 02:04 AM
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Tell me the thing pictured in your post above is a photo-shop creation, or something of the kind, and not a thing that actually exists and is manufactured for sale....
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Wed Mar-30-05 02:06 AM
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7. It's modelled after a US ranger |
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Wed Mar-30-05 02:53 AM
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9. $19.99 plus S&H! Link: |
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They modified the design to have him saluting instead of being armed, but it can be yours! Note also that a percentage of the proceeds goes to Veterans' Assocations, and aid for civilian Iraqi and Afghani victims of US military actions: Zero. http://www.collectiblestoday.com/ct/product/prdid-918339001.jsp
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Wed Mar-30-05 03:08 AM
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I have lived too long....
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Wed Mar-30-05 02:55 AM
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10. I liked Chasing Amy too... |
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Chasing Amy and Clerks. The rest suck.
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Wed Mar-30-05 06:22 AM
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Dogma? Dogma is the top of the pile (pun intended) :).
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Wed Mar-30-05 01:50 AM
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Jay: Oh, look who it is. The fuck'n human vacuum. Girl: Scumbag. What are you doing? Jay: Nothing. Just hanging out with Silent Bob and his cousin. Girl: He's your cousin? Jay: Yeah, and he's from Russia too. Girl: No way. What part of Russia? Jay: I don't fucking know. Do I look like his fucking biographer? Olaf, what part of Russia are you from? Olaf: Moscow. Girl: He only speaks Russian? Jay: Na, he speaks some English, but he can't not speak it good like we do. Girl: Is he staying here? Jay: Na, he's moving to the big city this week. He wants to be a metal singer. Girl: No way! Jay: Swear. Olaf, metal! That's his fucking metal face. Olaf, girl nice? Olaf: Skrelnick. Jay: That's fucked up, man. Girl: What did he say? Jay: I don't know man, but this guy is a character. Girl: He really wants to play metal? Jay: Yeah, he's got his own band in Moscow. It's called "Fuck Your Yankee Blue Jeans" or something like that. Girl: That doesn't sound metal. Jay: You gotta hear him sing. Olaf, "Berserker!" Come on, man, "Berserker!" Girl: Does he sing in English or Russian? Jay: In English. Come on, "Berserker!" Girls think sexy. Olaf: Da. Da. Jay: Oh watch wait he's gonna sing it. Watch this is too funny. Olaf: MY LOVE FOR YOU IS LIKE A TRUCK BERSERKER! WOULD YOU LIKE SOME MAKING FUCK? BERSERKER! Jay: That's fucking funny, man! Girl: Did he just say "making fuck?"
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Wed Mar-30-05 01:59 AM
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5. I heard Kevin Smith was a devout misogynist |
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Wed Mar-30-05 02:06 AM
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8. Isn't anyone born with a dick? |
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