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Junkdrawer Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Mar-30-05 03:44 PM
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From email: The famous $250 "Neiman-Marcus cookie."
If you want to see why this recipe is moving around the internet, see the explanation below the recipe.

NEIMAN-MARCUS COOKIES (Recipe may be halved)

2 cups butter
24 oz. chocolate chips
4 cups flour
2 cups brown sugar
2 tsp. soda
1 tsp. salt
2 cups sugar
1 - 8 oz. Hershey Bar (grated)
5 cups blended oatmeal, see below for directions
4 eggs
2 tsp. baking powder
2 tsp. vanilla
3 cups chopped nuts (your choice)

Measure oatmeal, and blend in a blender to a fine powder. Cream
the butter and both sugars. Add eggs and vanilla, mix together with
flour, oatmeal, salt, baking powder, and soda. Add chocolate chips,
Hershey Bar, and nuts. Roll into balls, and place two inches apart on a cookie sheet.

Bake for 10 minutes at 375 degrees. Makes 112 cookies.

Letter from Lawyer in Dallas as to why this recipe is being sent out free:

My daughter ordered a cookie from the Neiman Marcus café in Dallas. It was so excellent that I asked if they would give me the recipe, and the waitress said with a small frown, "I'm afraid not, but you can buy the recipe." Well, I asked how much, and she responded, "Only two fifty-it's a great deal!" I agreed to that, and told her to just add it to my tab. Thirty days later, I received my VISA statement, and the Neiman-Marcus charge was $285.00! I looked again, and I remembered I had only spent $9.95 for two salads and about $20.00 for a scarf. As I glanced at the bottom of the statement, it said, "Cookie Recipe-$250.00". That was outrageous!

I called Neiman's Accounting Department and told them the waitress said it was "two fifty", which clearly does not mean "two hundred and fifty dollars" by any reasonable interpretation of the phrase. Neiman-Marcus refused to budge. They would not refund my money because, according to them, "What the waitress told you is not our problem. You have already seen the recipe. We absolutely will not refund your money at this point." I explained to the Accounting Department lady the criminal statutes that govern fraud in the state of Texas. I threatened to report them to the Better Business Bureau and the Texas Attorney General's office for engaging in fraud.

I was basically told, "Do what you want. Don't bother thinking of how you can get even, and don't bother trying to get any of your money back." I just said, Okay, you folks got my $250, and now I'm going to have $250 worth of fun." I told her that I was going to see to it that every cookie lover in the United States with an e-mail account has a $250 cookie recipe from Neiman-Marcus...for free. She replied, "I wish you wouldn't do this." I said, "Well, perhaps you should have thought of that before you ripped me off!" and slammed down the phone. So here it is!

Please, please, please pass it on to everyone you can possibly think of. I paid $250 for this, and I don't want Neiman-Marcus to EVER make another penny off of this recipe!

PLEASE READ THE RECIPE AND YOU MAY SEND IT TO EVERY PERSON YOU KNOW WHO HAS AN E-MAIL ADDRESS! THIS IS REALLY TERRIFIC!!

Even if the people on your e-mail list don't eat sweets, send it to them and ask them to pass it on. Let's make sure we get this lady's $250.00 worth.

Wayne V.R. Smith

Attorney at Law

(address and phone number removed)



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crispini Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Mar-30-05 03:45 PM
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1. Urban legend.
None of it is true. I hear it's a pretty good cookie recipie though.
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RebelOne Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Mar-30-05 03:46 PM
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2. Urban legend. I fell for that one myself when I first
got on the Internet. Go to snopes.com and search for Neiman-Marcus.
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mark11727 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Mar-30-05 03:46 PM
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3. Got it ...
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meegbear Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Mar-30-05 03:47 PM
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4. De-bunked baby
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Wonk Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Mar-30-05 03:47 PM
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5. http://www.snopes.com/ business/consumer/cookie.asp
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MissB Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Mar-30-05 03:47 PM
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6. Have you heard about that really weird Google feature?
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Drifter Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Mar-30-05 03:48 PM
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7. Ugh ... urban legend ... for ever

http://www.snopes.com/business/consumer/cookie.asp

I believe I heard this (in the form of a chain letter), before e-mail was a common thing.

Cheers
Drifter
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mcscajun Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Mar-30-05 04:17 PM
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11. Oh yeah, this went around on faxes, and circulated by hand even earlier
Edited on Wed Mar-30-05 04:17 PM by mcscajun
:)
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Junkdrawer Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Mar-30-05 03:48 PM
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8. You guys are fast...
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LoZoccolo Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Mar-30-05 04:04 PM
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9. That's been going around since the mid-nineties.
My mom actually went ahead and made them, and they were pretty good.
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mcscajun Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Mar-30-05 04:18 PM
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12. Try the early 70s - by hand, then by fax.
Now by e-mail. :)
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immoderate Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Mar-30-05 04:21 PM
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13. A friend made them, they were awful.
Hard as rocks and tasteless. I can't say it was exactly the same recipe, but they sucked.

--IMM
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TlalocW Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Mar-30-05 04:05 PM
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10. It's even better if you cut the number of chocolate chips in half
And put in peanut butter chips.

TlalocW
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