Bouncy Ball
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Wed Mar-30-05 06:51 PM
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The punishments have been decided. |
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They know who they are. They know what they did. The Special TOP SECRET DU Lounge Punishment Committee has created the following punishments for those three (there is one punishment missing and it is being communicated via PMs):
1. We decree you shall go to the back 10 pages of the active threads and post thoughtful, heartfelt responses to anything that has less than 5 responses.
2. We decree you shall post pictures of yourself from junior high.
3. We decree you can only post in the Idaho and Wyoming forums for all of April.
4. We decree they shall begin every post by prefacing, "If this isn't on point may I be slapped silly by Matcom."
5. We decree they can only use letters contained in the Hawaiian alphabet in all responses for two weeks.
Again, the sixth punishment is being sent via PM.
We expect a timely fulfillment of your punishments, men.
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yvr girl
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Wed Mar-30-05 06:52 PM
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Edited on Wed Mar-30-05 06:53 PM by yvr girl
Well, we're waiting...
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Wed Mar-30-05 06:54 PM
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2. Wow! Note to self: Do not offend the gods of the lounge. |
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Wed Mar-30-05 07:28 PM
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10. straight up, holmes... |
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Wed Mar-30-05 06:54 PM
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"3. We decree you can only post in the Idaho and Wyoming forums for all of April."
Really...aren't you being a bit harsh here? I'm asking for leniency here. :-)
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Bouncy Ball
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Wed Mar-30-05 06:55 PM
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4. You are asking on behalf of them? |
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Wed Mar-30-05 06:57 PM
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5. Bouncy, I thought you were a kind and fair person! |
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Does the term "cruel and unusual" mean anything to you???
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Wed Mar-30-05 07:06 PM
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I think she's just the kind looking spokesperson they lull you with, then BAM.
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Bouncy Ball
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Wed Mar-30-05 07:18 PM
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Edited on Wed Mar-30-05 07:19 PM by Bouncy Ball
And I punish out of love. It hurts me far more than it hurts them, believe me.
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Wed Mar-30-05 07:06 PM
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7. Shit, whatever happened to bread and water? Or spankings? |
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Wed Mar-30-05 07:18 PM
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8. Spankings were considered. |
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But how to carry them out?
Besides, remember, no sex threads.
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Wed Mar-30-05 07:34 PM
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12. Ahem. Get cracking, now! |
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Wed Mar-30-05 07:33 PM
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11. we decree all decree' null & void... |
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well, i mean, you know, all but, ah, um, gee whiz jeepers, of course, your's...bouncy ball
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