If I don't get fucked in three weeks, I'm getting a job.

[iconoclastic cat]

:evilgrin:



(crickets chirping)







Okay, this is why I don't do humorous posts...

[Deja Q]

1. Here's a happy horny hint for you:

:hide:

:evilgrin:

[JimmyJazz]

2. Before this one vanishes

:headbang:

[bigwillq]

3. Male prostitute?

Kill two birds with one stone!:evilgrin:

[Tweed]

4. I think we need to have a Chicago DU meetup

[iconoclastic cat]

6. Yes, yes we do.

At Moody's!

[Deja Q]

11. Can I come?

Well, Chicago is 400-something miles from where I live though... :cry:

[johnnie]

5. I wanna jump in to this one

Before the clicking sound of the lock.

[DS1]

7. ooo, cold

[iconoclastic cat]

9. Steak, bacon and eggs, and what else?

[DS1]

13. Fried Chicken

[Arkana]

8. I can't wait to say I posted in a locked thread! I'll be cool!

:P

[Freebird12004]

10. sounds reasonable

:woohoo:

[Huckebein the Raven]

12. let me post before this is locked

:evilgrin:

[Tesibria]

14. so -- tell the truth

... which would you RATHER ? ?

[iconoclastic cat]

16. Well, if I were somehow deemed suitable for either employment or sex,

and I had to choose...damn. This one always stumps me. After all, I have ignored major injuries in order to both work and play "hide the kilbasa."

[Tesibria]

18. move to strike as nonanswer ....

i repeat -- if you HAD to choose (i.e., yes - accept for the moment the tyranny of the "OR" ) .....................

[iconoclastic cat]

19. Okay, the job. But, see, first you get the money. Then you get the power.

Then...

[Tesibria]

20. Hmmmm.

Yes ... a man of strategy. this is a good thing.

[xchrom]

15. hellooo? hello? -- anyone here?

[iconoclastic cat]

17. Yes, of course, we're here.

What can we do ya for?

[xchrom]

24. i didn't want to bother you if you were -- uh -- busy...

or if every body had left -- thinking it would be LOCKED.
:hi:

[iconoclastic cat]

25. Yes, I seem to be scammin' like a 20 year-old at Enron!

[ohiosmith]

21. Brilliant! Just fucking brilliant!

:rofl:

[guitar man]

22. 3 weeks?

hell, with *Bu$h in office, it seems I'm getting fucked on a daily basis.:(

[iconoclastic cat]

23. Yeah, it makes one long for the days of Ken Starr.

[guitar man]

26. LOL, Ken Starr

...some ambulance chaser they found in a bar. :)

[xchrom]

27. ken starr? enron?

my libido just went and hid under the bed.

and there's not much that intimidates my libido.