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Benign - What you be after you be eight.
Bacteria - Back door to cafeteria.
Barium - What you do with dead folks.
Cesarean Section - A neighborhood in Rome.
Catscan - Searching for the cat.
Cauterize - Made eye contact with her.
Colic - A sheep dog.
Coma - A punctuation mark.
D&C - Where Washington is.
Dilate - To live longer than your kids do.
Enema - Not a friend.
Fester - Quicker than someone else.
Fibula - A small lie.
G.I.Series - World Series of military baseball.
Hangnail - What you hang your coat on.
Hospital - The biggest building in town, other than Joe's feed warehouse or Franks lumber mill.
Impotent - Distinguished, well known.
Labor Pain - Getting hurt at work.
Medical Staff - A Doctor's cane, sometimes shown with a snake.
Morbid - A higher offer than I bid.
Nitrates - Cheaper than day rates.
Node - I knew it.
Outpatient - A person who has fainted.
Pap Smear - A fatherhood test.
Pelvis - Second cousin to Elvis.
Post Operative - A letter carrier.
Recovery Room - Place to do upholstery.
Secretion - Hiding something
Seizure - Roman emperor who lived in the Ceasarean Section.
Tablet - A small table to change babies on.
Terminal Illness - Getting sick at the train station.
Tumor - More than one.
Urine - Opposite of mine.
Varicose - Near by
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