datasuspect
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Thu Mar-31-05 06:45 PM
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Do you require a DU stalker? |
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i promise to follow you around throughout your daily routine.
move things around in your house.
capture your i.p. and trace you to your home address so i can leave "cute" messages on your car window.
i'll always call. and hang up. 50 times a day.
you'll never feel "alone."
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ScreamingMeemie
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Thu Mar-31-05 06:46 PM
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1. And I promise to kick you. really hard. And then call the cops. |
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Thu Mar-31-05 06:46 PM
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2. i feel a strange (and very fast) affinity between us . . . |
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Thu Mar-31-05 06:49 PM
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datasuspect
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Thu Mar-31-05 06:50 PM
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my last name is well-oiled and chiseled
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Thu Mar-31-05 06:48 PM
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3. just don't go drinkin' my beer...... |
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Thu Mar-31-05 06:49 PM
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Ex-boyfriend who wanted to break up, yet couldn't let go without having the last say. Not fun.
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Thu Mar-31-05 06:51 PM
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i'm just joking in this thread though.
luv on ya
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Thu Mar-31-05 06:52 PM
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8. No thanks, already had one of those ... |
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Never could figure out what their issue was ... and I don't even know if they're around anymore (thank Goddess for the Ignore feature!)
:scared:
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Thu Mar-31-05 06:55 PM
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9. I had to have law enforcement officers |
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speak with my RL stalker today, so, I don't need another. He's gone, thank goodness, the police around here are pros, (in addition to being GOOD DEMOCRATS--yeah, you read that correctly) but I'm still seething that the worthless little dipshit thought I was that vulnerable.
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