The highly awaited Post Punchlines Only Thread!

[RetroLounge]

"...That's not my ring, that's my watch!"

RL

[Dookus]

1. a pig like that

ya don't eat all at ONCE!

[elperromagico]

2. "Yeah, and if you do that with your dog, you can ride."

[MrScorpio]

3. "... Well mom was up on the roof"

[4_Legs_Good]

7. Love that one! Especially when Bob Newhart does it

[politicaholic]

4. "Damn it frog, this is the last time I'm going to show you how to do it!"

[4_Legs_Good]

5. I got a fuck for a duck, a duck for a fuck and twenty five bucks

for a fucked up duck.

david

[TexasSissy]

6. What? (that's the punch line...."What?")

Good joke, if anyone wants to hear it.

[Cannikin]

8. Rectum? nearly killed em.

[RetroLounge]

20. Hee hee hee

:hi:

RL

[texas1928]

9. All I saw

Was that poor little monkey trying to put the cork back in.

[RetroLounge]

11. LOL! I love that one!

RL

[LeftyMom]

10. With fronds like these who needs anemones?

[4_Legs_Good]

13. Heh heh heh

You have no idea how many times I hear that joke. My son adores that movie.

I thank God he also likes Yellow Submarine!

david

[short bus president]

12. "That's no hydroxyl ion... that's my wife!"

5 bonus shortbus points for whoever names the source first.

[Cyndee_Lou_Who]

14. Futurama?

[short bus president]

17. OK - a cromulent guess

for she-who-needs-earn-no-further-shortbus-points.

:loveya:

[Cyndee_Lou_Who]

21.

:loveya:

[RetroLounge]

15. Dexter !!!

RL

[short bus president]

16. Five shortbus points to the OP!

remind me to buy you a cold beer next time I'm up that way.

:toast:

[RetroLounge]

18. I watched every single Dexter and Powerpuff Girls

with my kids over and over and over...

RL

[short bus president]

22. I've seen lots of 'em.

Erm, with my "kids." Yeah, that's the ticket...

[RetroLounge]

25. Best Powerpuff ever - Meet the Beat-Alls

Entire script was beatles lyrics...

RL

[short bus president]

26. top THAT, Oasis!

;-)

[RetroLounge]

27. Exactly!

RL

[Kire]

19. Moooooo!!

[LTR]

23. You're in pain???

I lost the hot dog at the second bar!

[yellowdogintexas]

24. "Don't worry Rabbi, the smartest man in the world just jumped out of this

plan wearing my backpack!!!