Is it just me, or is it dead here tonight?

[yvr girl]

[Arkana]

1. Braaaaaainnnnnssssssssss.....

[yvr girl]

3. ?

[Arkana]

14. It's a play on words. You say it's dead in here, I do a zombie impression

and no one gets it.

[Ouabache]

2. maybe you ought to get up on the table and dance?

that could liven it up.

[Huckebein the Raven]

4. I'll put on some music

:evilgrin:

[yvr girl]

6. I'm too shy

[bettyellen]

11. yvr doesn't dance on tables......

because that would be me.

[yvr girl]

19. Well, what are you waiting for?

[Huckebein the Raven]

22. Then I'll put on some music for you

what do you like ?

:evilgrin:

[Zuni]

28. Play that Funky Music, White Boy!!!!

Please! O8)

[Huckebein the Raven]

30. Here ya go:

Hey, give it to me now
yeah, hey
yeah, once i was a boogie singer
playing in a rock-n-roll band
I never had no problems
(yeah)
burnin down the one night stands
and everything around me
(yeah)
got to start to feel so low
then i just started quickly
(Yes it did)

to disco down and check out the show
ya they were dancin'
and singin'
and movin' 2 the groovin'
and just when
it hit me
somebody turned around and shouted

Play that funky music white boy
play that funky music right
Play that funky music white boy
Lay down the boogie
and play that funky music till you die
( till you die )
(oh till ya die)

Now first it wasn't easy
Changin rock 'n' roll and minds
And things were gettin shaky
I thought I'd have to leave it behind
but now its so much better
(its so much better)
I'm Funkin out in every way
I'll never lose that feelin
of how i learned my lesson that day

yeah,
they were dancin'
and singin'
and movin' 2 the groovin'
and just when
it hit me
somebody turned around and shouted

Play that funky music white boy
play that funky music right
Play that funky music white boy
Lay down the boogie
and play that funky music till you die
(till ya die, oooh till ya die)
they shouted play that funky music
(play that funky music)
play that funky music
(got to keep on playin funky music)
play that funky music...

[Zuni]

32. you are my hero!

:yourock:

[bettyellen]

29. well let's see..........

i don't give a damn about a thing adina ward or tone loc's

or funky cold medina.

[Huckebein the Raven]

34. Here's Tone Loc:

cold cooling at a ball
looking for some action
but like Mick Jagger said
I can't get no satisfaction
the girls are all around
but none of them wanna get with me
my threads are fresh and I'm looking def
yo wassup with the l o c
the girls are all jocking
at the other end of the bar
having drinks with some no name chump
when they know that I'm the star
so I got up and strolled over
to the other side of the cantina
I asked the guy, "why you so fly?"
he said "funky cold medina"

this brother told me a secret
on how to get more chicks
put a little medina in your glass
and the girls'll come real quick
it's better than any alcohol
or afrodesiac
a couple of sips of this love potion and she'll be on your lap
so I gave some to my dog, when he began to big
and then he licked his bowl and he looked at me
and did the wild thing on my leg
he used to scratch and bite me
before he was much much meaner
but now all the poodles run to my house for the funky cold medina

you know what I'm saying
I got every dog in my neighborhood breaking down my door
I got Spuds McKenzie, Alex from Strolls
they won't leave my dog alone with that medina thing

I went up to this girl
she said "Hi, my name Sheena"
I thought she'd be good to go with a little funk cold medina,
she said "I'd like a drink", I said "ok, I'll go get it"
and then a couple of sips, she cold licked her lips and I knew that she was
with it
so I took her to my crib
and everything went well as planned
but when she got undressed it was big old mess
Sheena was a man
so I threw him out
I don't fool around with no Oscar Meyer weiner
you must be sure that the girl is pure for the funky cold medina

you know,
ain't no plans with a man,
this is the 80s and I'm down the ladies,

break it down,

back in the saddle, looking for a little affection
I took a shot, I thought I'd test it on the Love Connection
the audience guests voted, and you know, they picked a winner
I took my date to the Hilton ford
media had some dinner
she had a few drinks, I'm thinking soon what I'd be getting,
but that's when she starting talking 'bout plans for a wedding,
I said "wait, slow down love, not so fast, I'll be seeing ya",
that's why I found you don't play around with the funky cold medina

you know what I'm saying
that medina's a monster y'all

[bettyellen]

40. *bounce* *bounce* *bounce* *bounce*

*grind grind grind*

*bounce* *bounce* *bounce* *bounce*
*grind grind grind*

*bounce* *bounce* *bounce* *bounce*
*grind grind griiiind*

[sparky_in_ma]

26. Yes.......

:smoke:

[bettyellen]

31. you've been there, poor sparky has seen alot........

and endured. remember when botany was scared of me and the others...
LOL.
sparky just abides. we love that. i'm going to have to sing soon. it's coming on....
i'll save you a table up front and pm you, okay? i'm a little shy, so i need a kind soul out there...

[yvr girl]

33. I'll cheer you on too

[bettyellen]

39. and i would only take requests from you guys, and call you "my pets"

and i'd climb down off the stage and come sing to you.
but i do not share the microphone.
understood?

[sparky_in_ma]

41. I can be called "my pet"

by you. (great bump and grind above!)

[bettyellen]

46. well i like a good bass line......

:blushing:
thank you, my pet.

i love saying shit like that. LOL.
i'm working on a bunch of new songs......

[sparky_in_ma]

51. My first Karoke song

was Tone Loc's. Very drunk at a company picnic. I'm afraid it was the wrong song for my voice, I need something lower.

[sparky_in_ma]

35. I would be honored

Even if I was an audience of 1. (actually that would work especially well.):evilgrin:

[yvr girl]

44. And here I was going to canoodle with you while she sang

[sparky_in_ma]

49. It's all part of the plan

bettyellen will be the reason for our new years break up. You should call her a home wrecker as you run into the swirling snow outside.

[yvr girl]

54. No. I can't be mad at bettyellen.

We need a new plan.

[sparky_in_ma]

55. K

We'll canoodle by candlelight while bettyellen sings our song.

[progmom]

5. Yeah. WTF?

I come racing home from the gym for this? :eyes:

[yvr girl]

8. I even baited a mod and NOTHING

[jonnyblitz]

15. I , for one, am enjoying it being quiet for a change. nt

[progmom]

23. But Jonny....

(said in a whiny voice)
I want non-stop action! I want to laugh so hard, liquids come shooting out of my nose. I want fun fun fun! (stamps foot)

[jonnyblitz]

38. she looks like she is about to take a dive off a building...

:P

[short bus president]

7. It's not dead.

It's just resting.

[Kire]

13. I'm not dead!

DEAD PERSON: I'm not dead!
MORTICIAN: What?
CUSTOMER: Nothing -- here's your nine pence.
DEAD PERSON: I'm not dead!
MORTICIAN: Here -- he says he's not dead!
CUSTOMER: Yes, he is.
DEAD PERSON: I'm not!
MORTICIAN: He isn't.
CUSTOMER: Well, he will be soon, he's very ill.
DEAD PERSON: I'm getting better!
CUSTOMER: No, you're not -- you'll be stone dead in a moment.
MORTICIAN: Oh, I can't take him like that -- it's against
regulations.
DEAD PERSON: I don't want to go in the cart!
CUSTOMER: Oh, don't be such a baby.
MORTICIAN: I can't take him...
DEAD PERSON: I feel fine!
CUSTOMER: Oh, do us a favor...
MORTICIAN: I can't.
CUSTOMER: Well, can you hang around a couple of minutes? He
won't be long.
MORTICIAN: Naaah, I got to go on to Robinson's -- they've lost
nine today.
CUSTOMER: Well, when is your next round?
MORTICIAN: Thursday.
DEAD PERSON: I think I'll go for a walk.
CUSTOMER: You're not fooling anyone y'know. Look, isn't there
something you can do?
DEAD PERSON: I feel happy... I feel happy.

CUSTOMER: Ah, thanks very much.
MORTICIAN: Not at all. See you on Thursday.
CUSTOMER: Right.

MORTICIAN: Who's that then?
CUSTOMER: I don't know.
MORTICIAN: Must be a king.
CUSTOMER: Why?
MORTICIAN: He hasn't got shit all over him.

[Huckebein the Raven]

16. Well, if it's resting I'll wake it up

HELLO POLLY!!!!!

Testing! Testing! Testing! Testing! This is your nine o'clock alarm call!

:P

[Prisoner_Number_Six]

9. It just needs a feeding tube and a drink of water.

Ok, ok, don't hurt me-- I'll stop. :evilgrin:

[sparky_in_ma]

10. The anti -climax

from the weeks events. :(

[Tom Kitten]

12. my posts are certainly dead

let's see, so far today I have 1 reply, 0 replies, 1 reply, 2 replies (wow), 0 replies, 1 reply, 2 replies (that one was from this morning)

I guess I'm just a boore

[yvr girl]

17. I just replied to your suggestion in my other thread

What gave you such a notion?

[Tom Kitten]

56. yes I just read it!

but the problem is I just don't think your posts are 56k friendly...sorry!

[yvr girl]

57. My posts are very low bandwidth

I don't have tons of pics.

You didn't answer my question either.

[Jamastiene]

24. Nah, I'm the bore

I have had way less replies than that today. It IS dead around here though. :)

[Jamastiene]

18. Either it's a virtual graveyeard or I've pissed absolutely everyone off.

I'm not sure which. I shouldn't be here whilst nursing a broken heart, hopelessly depressed but working on it, and I need some positive human interaction.

[SarahB]

20. *crickets chirping*

[Hardrada]

21. We are still getting our breath back

after all the posting about wearing and not wearing underwear. Takes a lot out of ya!

[ralps]

25. It's not quite dead, it's sleeping

:hi: :loveya: :hug: :pals:

[BlueIris]

27. Not just you.

Which sucks because The Ex From Hell tried to contact me this week, and it brought back a lot of bad memories. Nobody on the other boards I frequent has offered much support. He seemed like a normal guy, we were together off and on for two years, and then suddenly, he turned into Ann Coulter. Out of nowhere, and unfortunately at the worst possible time, he decided to reveal that he thought women were most satisfied as "wives" and "mothers" and if a girlfriend didn't intend to produce children for him, or couldn't do that, she was of no value to him. Yeah, an asshole. And yes, I understand, all I have to do is continue to not pick up the phone and block his numbers, and possibly call the cops again, if necessary, but it's still creepy.

[sparky_in_ma]

43. Sorry to hear that

:hug: (in a feeble attempt to get you to smile, perhaps he IS Ann Coulter. The adams apple thing and all.)

[RevolutionaryActs]

36. Not anymore that Rev is here!

*bangs gong*

[progmom]

37. get back to my thread!

:cry:

[RevolutionaryActs]

47. Hey, it's ok, no crying.

Rev can't play favorites. Equal time. :P

[Bok_Tukalo]

42. La tranquillité est bonne. Est tout à fait intime.

<eom>

[yvr girl]

45. What should we do in this intimate setting?

mmmm....

[Bok_Tukalo]

50. Quelques bougies. Quelque vin. Chuchotements et rires de savoir.

<eom>

[CanuckAmok]

48. No, last night it was just you.

Tonight it's everyone. :hide:

[yvr girl]

52. You sent me to my room

I fall asleep quickly, you need to keep me....busy if you want me to stay awake.

[Huckebein the Raven]

53. Well what would you like to do ?

flirt ?

:D