Dear Marge...

[CanuckAmok]

I don't know if it's the beer talking, but you have a butt that won't quit. They have these giant salted pretzels here... that are...vsnvvs;klksdsaZxfb v...FIVE DOLLARS?! GET OUTTA HERE!!!!

[HEyHEY]

1. One of my favourite "scenes"

[autorank]

2. Is that "Large Marge" you're addressing?

[ghostsofgiants]

3. Hahahaha, brilliant

One of the funniest Simpsons lines ever.

[CanuckAmok]

4. I also like another drunken diatribe:

"You see, son, a woman is like a refrigerator...she's about six feet tall, weighs 200lbs...no, wait. A woman is like a beer. She looks good, she tastes good...and you'd crawl over your own mother just to get to one. But you can't stop at one woman...you have to have another, and another... (time cut)... so I says to the guy 'oh yeah, you want your money, just come over here an' get it, 'cuz I dunno where it is yabaloney! You make me WANNA RETCH!' ZZZZZZ"

[ghostsofgiants]

5. Homer needs to be drunk more often