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Fri Apr-01-05 10:06 AM
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| Pope John Paul II issues death bed statement...Priests to Marry |
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Italia Press
Roma, 1 April 05
Breaking News
Vatican City - According to sources close to the Papal Office, his holiness has issued the following death bed decree. In the words of Cardinal Ernesto Imanotti, "his holiness has has an epiphany, he has just issued a statement that the Catholic Church should reconsider their lobg standing policy of priestly celibacy. He has come to the realization that if priests were allowed the option to explore more "human relationships", then maybe the Catholic Church could more readily reconciliate it's sordid past with the issue of pedophilia....."
APRIL FOOLS!.....tragically...
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Fri Apr-01-05 10:09 AM
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| 1. Shit. You had me going there for a minute. |
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Fri Apr-01-05 10:11 AM
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Fri Apr-01-05 10:11 AM
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Ernesto Imanotti...
I know, I think too much...
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Fri Apr-01-05 10:24 AM
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| 4. C'mon people! Gimme some love over here! |
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Fri Apr-01-05 10:38 AM
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| 5. I'm moving this to the lounge... |
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GDers are a rather timid lot today...
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