What do these two guitarists have in common?

[XNASA]

[MissMillie]

1. a vertically striped shirt?

beats me!

[asthmaticeog]

2. Frank Oz's hand up their shirts?

[DS1]

3. monobrow?

[Squeech]

4. Unibrows?

I actually know who #1 is: Rory Gallagher, ex-Taste, as well as his own solo career.

I don't think I've ever seen #2 play. Certainly not live.

On edit: clearly DS1 and I were separated at birth.

[XNASA]

6. Hmmm.....

Almost there.

:popcorn:

[ProfessorGAC]

10. Answer The Damn Question!

The Professor

[XNASA]

12. Just knowing that the suspense is getting to you....

..has made it all worthwhile. Even if the joke falls flat on it's face.

[ProfessorGAC]

13. I'm Coming Over With My Big Dog!

Then we'll see who be laughing.
The Professor

[XNASA]

14. OK. I'll post the punchline in just a second then.

I don't like big dogs especially when their owners have lots of pointy guitars at hand.

[DS1]

7. That must've been one hell of a long delivery

:D

[Ron Green]

5. Both of them

are unknown to me.

:shrug:

[AntiCoup2K4]

8. They both live with guys named Ernie?

:shrug: Hell if I know

[johnnie]

9. I hope it has nothing to do with hanging

[XNASA]

11. Ouch.

No it doesn't have anything to do with hanging. The one who is alive hasn't hung anyone yet.

[XNASA]

15. Nobody got it? OK, here's the answer.....

Both guitarists have the same last name.

Gallagher.

:rofl:

[ProfessorGAC]

16. He Had A Last Name?

Really? I had no idea he had a last name. I knew the picture of Rory. But, didn't know the Sesame duo had last names.

BTW: It wasn't worth the payoff. Now, i'm definitely bringing the dog to have a chat with you.
The Professor

[XNASA]

18. Argh, Professor.

That's not Bert from Sesame Street.

It's the bloke from Oasis.

But I can see how you would get confused.

[ProfessorGAC]

23. Duh!

Now i get it. But, actually, that makes the joke so bad, that now the dog needs to have a discussion with you THIS EVENING!
The Professor

[johnnie]

17. Bert had a last name?

I never knew that. Umm...how did you know?

[XNASA]

19. Bert who? That's Noel.

[johnnie]

21. LOL

Ok, that makes a lot more sense. That's hilarious. I wasn't thinkin'...sorry.

[Squeech]

22. Damn!

I thought it was Justin Timberlake!

[underpants]

20. Just like Oasis huh?

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