Ted Nugent Dead at 70. Choked on raw venison.

[UdoKier]

April Fools.


Ha. Ha.



I hear Nugent wet the bed to avoid the draft...

[coloradodem2005]

1. Oh so less than 15 more years of his sorry ass.

I could get on board with that.

[bobthedrummer]

2. I thought he accidently shot himself hunting in the UP of Michigan

but continued his career anyway as a surviving brain-damaged corporate rockstar? He's gone now huh?
Joined Courtney Love in that great gig in the sky.
What a shame.

[redqueen]

3. Here's how Ted avoided the draft...

"He claims that 30 days before his draft board physical, he stopped all forms of personal hygiene. The last 10 days, he ingested nothing but Vienna sausages and Pepsi; and a week before his physical, he stopped using bathrooms altogether, virtually living inside pants caked with his own excrement, stained by his urine. That spectacle won Nugent a deferment, he says. ‘... but if I would have gone over there, I'd have been killed, or I'd have killed, or I'd killed all the hippies in the foxholes...I would have killed everybody.’” -- Detroit Free Press Magazine, July 15, 1990"

http://www.nhgazette.com/articles/CH_nugent_ted.html

[Mari333]

4. Hes a pustule on the anus of Michigan

I wish he would just move away..I have dreams of Ted Nugent running naked thru the woods with large grizzlies chasing him.

[bobthedrummer]

6. I've seen a lot of black bear in Michigan for real!

They'd really make a meal outta him!

[Mari333]

7. yeah they would

Ted was behind the bear baiting legislation that allowed hunters to "bait" for black bears ..I think it was overruled...nonetheless, he doesnt like an equal playing field when it comes to hunting..
chickenshit, he is a chickenshit.

[bobthedrummer]

8. He's right up there with Tommy Lee in my book as far as total asshole

musicians go.

[Pool Hall Ace]

9. Oh, so *that* is the story. Why, just today (4/1/05), a LTTE

appeared in the Raleigh News-Observer defending Ted Nugent's statements regarding the war.

(excerpt)

At the height of the Vietnam War, while a guitarist for the Amboy Dukes, young Ted received his draft notice. He could have gone to Canada, protested the military or burned his draft card. Instead he reported for induction as directed. In an ironic twist, the anti-drug avid outdoorsman and expert marksman was rejected by the Army, which didn't want the "dirty long-haired mangy hippie" in Their Man's Army.

http://www.newsobserver.com/opinion/story/2270082p-8648772c.html

Ironic twist? Me thinks not. Thanks for the details. :hi:

[hfojvt]

5. so the "good riddance" is that part you don't mean?

your post says "good riddance" followed by "April fools".

[liberalitch]

10. Torn apart by wild animals, I hope?

New episode of When Animals Attack
I can't wait