Bring out yer dead!

[deutsey]

Clang!

[TheDebbieDee]

1. Monty Python and the Holy Grail!

"I liked him better before he died!"

[billyskank]

2. He's not dead!

Hey, how much can I get for a pontiff?

[expatriot]

3. But I'm not dead yet! n/t

[deutsey]

5. 'Ere, he says he's not dead yet.

[expatriot]

7. Well, he soon will be!

[ghostsofgiants]

9. Well, he will be soon, he's very ill.

[Huckebein the Raven]

8. You soon will be. You look very ill

:P

[ghostsofgiants]

10. I'm getting better.

Haha, I love Python.

[deutsey]

14. No, you're not. You'll be stone dead in a moment.

[Midnight Rambler]

18. "I feel happy..."

[deutsey]

19. THUMP

Ah, thanks very much.

[muriel_volestrangler]

4. "Pie Jesu domine, Dona eis requiem ..."

...THUD...
"Pie Jesu domine, Dona eis requiem"
...THUD...

[THUNDER HANDS]

13. what does that mean in English

I've always wondered that.

[muriel_volestrangler]

21. Something like

"O holy lord Jesus, give them rest"

It is a real part of a Latin mass, I think.

[Bossy Monkey]

22. Per an Australian site, "Lord Jesus, with loving care, grant them rest"

Take with whatever sized grain of salt...

[expatriot]

6. BRING OUT THE HOLY HAND GRENADE!!

And read from the Book of Armaments....

[deutsey]

11. A reading from the Book of Armaments, Chapter 4, Verses 16 to 20:

Then did he raise on high the Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch, saying, "Bless this, O Lord, that with it thou mayst blow thine enemies to tiny bits, in thy mercy." And the people did rejoice and did feast upon the lambs and toads and tree-sloths and fruit-bats and orangutans and breakfast cereals ... Now did the Lord say, "First thou pullest the Holy Pin. Then thou must count to three. Three shall be the number of the counting and the number of the counting shall be three. Four shalt thou not count, neither shalt thou count two, excepting that thou then proceedeth to three. Five is right out. Once the number three, being the number of the counting, be reached, then lobbest thou the Holy Hand Grenade in the direction of thine foe, who, being naughty in my sight, shall snuff it."

[Huckebein the Raven]

15. Armaments, chapter two, verses nine to twenty-one.

And Saint Attila raised the hand grenade up on high, saying, 'O Lord, bless this Thy hand grenade that, with it, Thou mayest blow Thine enemies to tiny bits in Thy mercy.'

And the Lord did grin, and the people did feast upon the lambs and sloths and carp and anchovies and orangutans and breakfast cereals and fruit bats and large chu--

Skip a bit, Brother.

And the Lord spake, saying, 'First shalt thou take out the Holy Pin. Then, shalt thou count to three. No more. No less. Three shalt be the number thou shalt count, and the number of the counting shall be three. Four shalt thou not count, nor either count thou two, excepting that thou then proceed to three. Five is right out. Once the number three, being the third number, be reached, then, lobbest thou thy Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch towards thy foe, who, being naughty in My sight, shall snuff it.'

:P

[TlalocW]

12. I think I'll go for a walk...

You're not fooling anyone, you know.

TlalocW

[deutsey]

20. I'm not?

Was I trying to?

[JimmyJazz]

16. erm *tapping your shoulder*

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=105x2965687

:D

[deutsey]

17. There are so many dead people these days

we needed a second shift.

:evilgrin: