Make me go exercise.

[RevolutionaryActs]

I want to get into shape. So I must workout, I must go workout now, but I can't get my ass out of my chair. Damn it. x(

[mark414]

1. i just put my ass IN the chair

you feel good afterwards...go on, get, off now, be gone.

[redqueen]

2. Grab some flesh...

doesn't matter where from... bingo wings, inner thighs, belly... and mush it in your hand.

Now, ask yourself... do you want it there? No? How bad do you not want it there? Bad enough to get up and get moving?

[RevolutionaryActs]

3. Damn... that is just cruel.

But it worked. I bbl! :hi:

[redqueen]

8. hahaha... sorry!

That's how I get myself out of bed at 5 a.m.

Have fun! :hi:

[frankly_fedup2]

12. Make me get up, dump my Oreo Cookies in the trash and dump . . .

my milk. It's so good, I cannot stop myself, and I'm already fat. I do need help.

Oops. Don't start yet, I gotta get some more milk. K?

[MissMillie]

4. Well, I worked out today

I got out of bed early, and put my gym clothes on. I drove to the gym, worked out (jogged and did weight training), sat in the whirlpool for a while, showered, dressed and then came to work.

Now, if *I* can do that all before 9:30, you can get off your duff and get some exercise in. (C'mon, you don't want ME to show you up, do you?)

[Beer Snob-50]

16. I am impressed.

I wish I could regularily get up that early. When do you crash at night?

[MissMillie]

17. Usually around 11 or 11:30

but on the weekend, I usually have to play catch-up on my sleep, but a couple of hours anyway.

[Beer Snob-50]

23. i have a hard time going to bed at 10:30

and then getting up at 5:30 to go to the gym.

[elperromagico]

5. Go exercise, you Commie.

:P

[RevolutionaryActs]

9. I wish it were possible to really laugh your ass off. You know?

But I'm going. I just need to find a hair tie..... *rummages around*

[billyskank]

6. Go and exercise!!!!

:D

[JimmyJazz]

7. BOSTON - 21 days.

did that work?

[sniffa]

13. get in shape

for me. :D

[JimmyJazz]

20. Who me or Rev?

I've been working out like a banshee - you won't even recognize me! :P

[katinmn]

10. Me too.

I outa here.

[Huckebein the Raven]

11. Get off your ass !!!!

Don't make me call this guy:



:P

[Bok_Tukalo]

14. WHATDOYOUWANNABEEE!!!!!

DEEP DOWN IN YOUR GREEN KOOL-AID PUMPING LEG HEART EVER SINCE YOU WAS A LITTLE GIRL IN TOE-PEEKA KANSAS .....

WHATDOYOUWANNABEEE!!!!!

[Redneck Socialist]

15. The only thing to read at DU is pope posts

if that isn't enough to drive you from the computer I don't know what will.

[RandomKoolzip]

18. "You get high when you excercise."

If only someone had told me this in high school, I wouldn't be 240 lbs. right now.

[redqueen]

25. Please!

If that were true, I'd have a buzz every morning.

Maybe you only get it from running?

Anyway, I sure don't get it from my 45-60 min workouts. x(

[JohnKleeb]

19. best april fools joke ever

:rofl:

[RevolutionaryActs]

27. What? Damn it fool do not make me kick your ass!

:grr:





:P

[rocktivity]

21. bathing suit season is around the corner...

:crazy:
rocknation

[MissMillie]

22. I bought one yesterday

Can't sit in the hottub at the gym w/o a swimsuit.

I really like that these days you can buy the tops and bottoms separately. I need a larger top than I need in bottoms.

I hate shopping for a swimsuit, but now I have one. Maybe I'll even swim in it!

[JI7]

24. watch MTV

[Brewman_Jax]

26. You can do eet!

You can do eet, Waterboy!

Go workout, swimsuit season is coming!