gizmo1979
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Fri Apr-01-05 05:14 PM
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What do men do that's as painful as the ladies waxing body parts? |
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I can't think of anything we do voluntarily.
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Fri Apr-01-05 05:15 PM
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1. We have shorter lifespans. |
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Fri Apr-01-05 05:16 PM
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They get to have hair under their arms, on their backs, in their ears, in their nose... and then they complain if a woman takes too long to get ready!
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Fri Apr-01-05 07:07 PM
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that was kind of painful.
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Fri Apr-01-05 07:07 PM
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Edited on Fri Apr-01-05 07:27 PM by gizmo1979
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Fri Apr-01-05 05:16 PM
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Edited on Fri Apr-01-05 05:16 PM by DakotaDemocrat
...if you were the one actually waxing your wife's legs...
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Fri Apr-01-05 05:16 PM
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4. Put up with toilet-seat-related nagging |
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Fri Apr-01-05 05:26 PM
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17. simple solution for that, eh |
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everybody puts ALL seats/lids down when done.
Keeps the dogs from drinking out of the bowl, too.
(That was the rule at my house ... everyone puts ring/seat and lid down when done ... childish first husband complained it wasn't fair because he had to lift/lower 2 things just to pee, and I had to only lift/lower one thing just to pee. Big fucking baby, he was.)
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Fri Apr-01-05 05:26 PM
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18. Yeah, look before you sit |
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Fri Apr-01-05 07:01 PM
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27. My wife actually works for a company |
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That makes a toilet seat that goes down automatically after the toilet is flushed.End of the problem.
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Fri Apr-01-05 11:01 PM
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39. it's only a problem... |
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if the man in the house is also an asshole...
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Fri Apr-01-05 05:17 PM
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5. Nothing I can think of..... |
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There are some pains unique to the female like mensturation and waxing that most men (myself included) will never understand...
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Fri Apr-01-05 05:17 PM
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6. Urethra polishing can be fairly painful. |
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Fri Apr-01-05 05:19 PM
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10. Only if it's excessive |
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Fri Apr-01-05 05:19 PM
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11. Only if you do it right, I was going to say. |
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Fri Apr-01-05 05:34 PM
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22. Well, if you did it right it wouldn't chafe |
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Here, let me show you :blush:
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Fri Apr-01-05 05:38 PM
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25. Yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee... |
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...haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaw!
::bounce:
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Fri Apr-01-05 05:17 PM
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7. Well some men are Phillies fans. |
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At least here in Philadelphia. True, some women are too, but then again some men also wax.
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Fri Apr-01-05 05:35 PM
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23. Some are also Cubs fans. |
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Fri Apr-01-05 07:03 PM
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28. At least you're not a cubs fan. |
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Fri Apr-01-05 05:18 PM
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why is MY pain somehow diminished? x(
you hate whitey don't you? DON'T YOU!!
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Fri Apr-01-05 05:18 PM
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Edited on Fri Apr-01-05 05:19 PM by Beetwasher
JUST KIDDING!!!! But you gotta admit, the OP was just screaming for that response, am I right?
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Fri Apr-01-05 05:20 PM
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12. Gee, I could start a thread about |
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how THAT comment made me feel :mad:
You silly man
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Fri Apr-01-05 05:21 PM
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14. Well, I Am An Asshole! |
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That's TWICE today I've pissed you off! ;-)
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Fri Apr-01-05 05:35 PM
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Fri Apr-01-05 07:05 PM
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29. That's a song isn't it |
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Fri Apr-01-05 05:21 PM
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13. We used to have those chest workout things... |
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You know, the two handles attached to each other by three or four or more lengths of tight spring? I remember the pain of tearing out several clumps of chest hair while using that particular torture device. That may be where they got the idea for the Epilady.
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Fri Apr-01-05 07:08 PM
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31. Yeah I remember those |
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sometimes a spring would slip off and smack you upside the head.
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Fri Apr-01-05 05:22 PM
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15. Accidentally zip themselves? |
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Fri Apr-01-05 05:23 PM
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16. Or Get Hit in the Nuts With Something |
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I'll put the pain of that against leg waxing any day...
How about passing a kidney stone too?
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Fri Apr-01-05 07:57 PM
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been hit there at least once in his life?
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Fri Apr-01-05 05:28 PM
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$20 co-pay for THAT? Shit, get me some alcohol, medieval-looking implements and Neosporin...
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Fri Apr-01-05 05:28 PM
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20. Staying monogamic. (nt) |
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Fri Apr-01-05 05:32 PM
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21. We have to live with them |
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Fri Apr-01-05 07:30 PM
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Of course once you develop selective hearing it's not so painful.
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Fri Apr-01-05 05:39 PM
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Fri Apr-01-05 07:10 PM
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32. I also yank long nose hairs out |
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with my fingers.Makes me sneeze.
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Fri Apr-01-05 07:28 PM
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33. Waxing? What about childbirth? |
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There's not much my husband could do to experience the pain of 26 hours of labor (waves and waves and waves of pain, one right on top of another), followed by pushing out a nine pound baby with no drugs, no pain relief.
And I didn't even mention TEARING. Oh wait, yes I did.
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Fri Apr-01-05 07:33 PM
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35. Did you see last week's episode of Deadwood? |
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It almost made you feel sorry for that murdering thug Al Swearingen. They had to hold him down while Doc Cochran passed a metal instrument up his uretha to move a bladder stone enough to allow Al to pass his urine.
That looked painful to me.
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Fri Apr-01-05 07:39 PM
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Edited on Fri Apr-01-05 07:40 PM by BBradley
Didn't see the voluntarily part.
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Fri Apr-01-05 07:41 PM
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37. If done right waxing isn't painful. n/t |
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