THE FIRST EVER ONLINE BACHELORETTE PARTY FOR RBNYC!!!!!

[LynneSin]

Yes friends, family and loved ones, next Saturday our precious RBNYC will no longer be a swinging single but a married old woman.

So grab a few cocktails, kick back and enjoy the first every online bachelorette party for RBNYC. Bachelors are welcomed but will be expected to strip to their thongs and we women have fun stuffing a few cyber-dollars in ya! I know the M.A.T.C.O.M crew will be leading the pack

Along with the eye-popping entertainment we'll share stories of our favorite gal from NYC. Maybe after a few Cosmos I'll share with you that night of love between RBNYC, Ramsey, Matcom and myself in DC back last October.

So join in the fun and lets celebrate all that is RBNYC

We love you gal!

[TXlib]

1. I'll strip to my thong...

if rbnyc uses those handcuffs on me and spanks me...

:evilgrin:

[KCDem]

38. um, honey, that's MY thong, and it doesn't fit your hairy ass.

Sorry, everyone, that you had to be subjected to that. :hi:

[TXlib]

39. Actually, it DOES fit my hairy ass.

Kinda scary, actually.

And it really turns me on, too...

[blondeatlast]

2. I am there!

:party::toast:

[salmonhorse]

3. Pixie says,

"Two(2) DU teddy bears and a DU thong ought to do it just fine..."

[NYC]

4. Party time!!!

:party::party::party::party::party::party::party::party::party:
:party::party: RB:party::party:
:party::party::party::party::party::party::party::party::party:

[matcom]

5. i've decided to do a strip tease

and i am brining my.....

1)Monkey
2)Yams
3)JELLO
4)Remote Control
5)9-Iron

you know, my USUAL routine :D

:bounce:

[LynneSin]

6. WHAT!!!! No Yaks?

We are a little disappointed

:(

[curse10]

9. Zomby... uh I mean Coyote brings the yaks!

He has to have something to do besides being a big pain in the ass! :-)

[Rabrrrrrr]

7. No scotchboob, either?

No yaks, no scotchboob, and you didn't say you were bringing a thong, either.

How about your patented Kerosene-Based NymphDance(tm) with Marshmallow Report?

[rbnyc]

23. Woo-Hoo!!

Shake it, baby!

:loveya:

[Ellen Forradalom]

8. Tomorrow the 18th or the week after?

And will the party be on a thread or in a chat room?

[LynneSin]

10. Next weekend, but time to start now!!

Hopefully we can keep this alive for awhile

[nothingshocksmeanymore]

11. OK want one last GOOD lesbian fling before the big day?

:spank:

[rbnyc]

21. ummm....

...YES!

:evilgrin:

[nothingshocksmeanymore]

33. Got the car hood waxed and ready for ya!

Guess when one is pregnant they must choose their vices carefully!:D

[rbnyc]

35. Truly!

I'll be there in half an hour.

;-)

[Khephra]

12. Love yah both Rene and Lynne!

But you ain't getting me in a thong...toga, maybe. But never a thong.

:loveya:

Wait a minute...I was there for that night of love too!

:loveya: everyone else at DC last Oct. too! :hi:

[LynneSin]

13. You were, but you were with WillPitt

details please!

[Khephra]

14. I think you're mixing events or I am

I shared space with Will for the first Philly gig, and then I stayed with you and Ramsey and Rene for the Oct march.

[LynneSin]

15. Yeah, but you kept sneaking away somewhere on Friday night

who were you going to meet?

[rbnyc]

22. That October in DC...

...was just amazing. So glad you werre a part of it.

:loveya:

[GOPisEvil]

16. Woohooo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

:toast::party::beer::party::toast::party::beer:

[LynneSin]

17. Glad to see you make it!

:D

[GOPisEvil]

36. I wouldn't have missed it for the world!

:bounce:

[jus_the_facts]

18. Congratulations Rene'....

.....wishing you and yours a wonderful future together! :)

.....and I HAD to find ya'll a cyber gift for the future too!:loveya:


.....a silver bookmark for the little one!:)

[rbnyc]

24. Aw, thanks...

...so cute!

[jus_the_facts]

25. You are most welcome.....

...looked at some really cute leather/sheepskin booties...but settled on something you could use a lot longer! :)

[NYYFan]

19. All the Best to Rene', Cliff and the little one

:loveya:

We will drink a couple for you !!!

:toast: :party:

[rbnyc]

20. You are so cool!

I was just thinking, gee, I haven't checked into DU for more than a DAY, I wonder if they're thinking about me.

:loveya: :loveya: :loveya: :loveya:
:loveya: :loveya: :loveya: :loveya:

Yep, I'll be married in a week! Then I'm off to enjoy my honeymoon. It will be so great to get away, but I'll miss you all.

[curse10]

26. Where are the strippers?

:-)

[Maeve]

28. Well, at least they dance!

[ForrestGump]

27. Please control yourselves, ladies.......

[rbnyc]

29. LOL

Very nice.

:)

[ForrestGump]

32. Aren't ya gonna open the package?

I wrapped it myself - put a bow on it, and everything....

:o

Happy Bachelorette Days! May it only get better and better once you're matrimonial.

P.S.: don't forget those guidelines for the good wife that were posted here a while back... :-)

[rbnyc]

34. That's even MORE funny!

Yeah, I read those. That wasn't too long ago either. :scared:

[ulysses]

31. man, don't even

mess with the man of constant sorrow...



All best, Rene!

[Skittles]

30. MATCOM WAS IN A FOURSOME?

I'LL KICK HIS ASS.

[LynneSin]

40. To be honest, it was Kheph that shared the rooms with the ladies

But we did find time to give Matcom some lovin'.

Kheph is the DU Mack daddy!!! Who else can say he slept with LynneSin, Ramsey AND WillPitt.

But that weekend of love in DC......sigh!!!

[soleft]

37. Hey RB, can me and the girlfriend dance at your wedding?

Will that be cool or locals aghast?

[rbnyc]

41. You can dance, you can kiss...

...there will be tons of lesbians at my wedding. Everyone I know is fine with it. There are some people who will be there that I've never met, so I don't know how they'll react, but if they cause trouble they'll have to answer to me.

Two of my bridesmaids are a lesbain couple, and they will walk down the aisle as a couple. I also plan to toast the 1 month anniversary of the Supreme Court ruling to strike down sodomy laws.

I'm so glad you'll be there.

[LynneSin]

44. Better Watch it Soleft - she may want to dance & kiss with your date

Anyhow I had to bump the thread - this bachelorette party ain't over yet!

[buddhamama]

42. awww.

sorry i missed the party.

wishing much love and happiness,rbnyc!

all my best :toast:

[LeftPeopleFinishFirst]

43. woohoo!

Yeahhh rbnyc! Congratulations. My favorite memory is the thread where you were saying how single women rock, and now look at you! :D

[blondeatlast]

45. Kicking for the weekend

:kick:

[LynneSin]

46. She's a goner in just over a day

Maybe we can ask her to stop it before she goes to far!!!

(just kidding hun)