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teach1st Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Apr-01-05 06:43 PM
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Bush twins to join Air Force tech unit in Iraq
The Register, UK, 4/1

http://www.theregister.co.uk/2005/04/01/bush_twins_volunteer/

By Thomas C Greene in Dover, Delaware
Published Friday 1st April 2005 06:26 GMT

1 April exclusive First daughters Jenna and Barbara Bush will be assigned to a high-tech unit in Iraq, the Air Force Human Resources Command has confirmed. Having finished basic training at the Officer Training School (OTS) at Maxwell Air Force Base in Alabama, they are scheduled to receive advanced training in telecommunications at the School of Information Technology before deployment overseas with the USAF Information Operations Squadron. For security reasons, the exact dates have been withheld.

The girls' surprise enlistment was kept secret until they successfully completed their basic training. During an invitation-only press conference while on leave between OTS and their school assignment - conducted, symbolically, at Dover Air Force Base in Delaware where America's war dead are brought - the twins described their motives and rationale.

"We'd always planned to do this," Jenna explained. "But first, we had to graduate from college, and then we had to help our father win the 2004 election, to ensure that America would continue to have the kind of strong, inspiring leadership it needs in these troubled times."

"Right," Barbara added emphatically. "But now that the election is past, it's time for us to serve this wonderful nation of ours in a new way - in a way that reassures the American public that standing up to terrorists and rogue states, even at the expense of personal risk, is always the right thing to do."

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emanymton Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Apr-01-05 06:45 PM
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1. April Fool
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Worst Username Ever Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Apr-01-05 06:45 PM
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2. Lol
Edited on Fri Apr-01-05 06:47 PM by Worst Username Ever
A good April fool's joke should at least be BELIEVABLE.
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Dave Sund Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Apr-01-05 06:47 PM
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3. Ha!
Even better is the e-mail one unfortunate reader sent in response to the article...

http://www.theregister.co.uk/2005/04/01/fotw_0104/
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BrklynLiberal Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Apr-01-05 06:48 PM
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4. Riiiiiiiiiiiiight! That wasn't even close to fooling anyone.
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