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asthmaticeog Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Apr-03-05 01:54 PM
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Poll question: Idiot who can't comprehend jokes ... what would you do?
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Richard Steele Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Apr-03-05 01:56 PM
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1. I don't get it.
:shrug:
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asthmaticeog Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Apr-03-05 02:06 PM
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2. Hey everyone - HAMMER PARTY!!!!!!!
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Beware the Beast Man Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Apr-03-05 02:10 PM
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3. Anything involving blunt force with a shovel is cool with me.
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asthmaticeog Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Apr-03-05 02:11 PM
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5. Oh really?
Busy this afternoon? :evilgrin:
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Beware the Beast Man Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Apr-03-05 02:12 PM
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6. Why, you tired of shoveling snow?
Edited on Sun Apr-03-05 02:13 PM by Beware the Beast Man
:D I had another weather-realted meltdown today.
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asthmaticeog Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Apr-03-05 02:15 PM
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8. It was yesterday that made me lose it.
That shit was UGLY. And I had to go grocery shopping in that mess.
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Sugar Smack Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Apr-03-05 02:10 PM
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4. Other-
taser, baby!!!!!!!!!!!!



:bounce:
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asthmaticeog Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Apr-03-05 02:14 PM
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7. Hmmmmm - it seems
that everything I had in quotation marks got dropped from the poll, so for clarity's sake:

Poll option #3 should read "Grab his/her lapels, shake vigorously, scream 'IT'S A FUCKING JOKE JACKASS!'"

Poll option #8 should read "Quickly and industriously build him/her into a false-front stone wall,'Cask of Amonitllado' style"

Thank you.
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