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datasuspect Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Apr-05-05 07:11 PM
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gimme burnt toast and a rotten egg
i got a tapeworm and that's all he deserves
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rocktivity Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Apr-05-05 07:15 PM
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1. Reminds me of a joke about a guy in a diner
He says to the waitress, "I'd like to order burnt toast, rubbery eggs, half-cooked bacon, and lukewarm coffee."

The waitress says, "We don't serve food like that."

The guy says, "You did it the LAST time I was here."

:headbang:
rocknation
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kclown Donating Member (459 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Apr-05-05 07:21 PM
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2. "And it's good enough for him." Curley Howard n/t
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datasuspect Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Apr-05-05 07:26 PM
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4. actually in the episode where they are making beer
larry says this to moe.
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tjdee Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Apr-05-05 07:23 PM
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3. How'd you get that?
As if I needed something else to worry about...but I always worry about catching a tapeworm or crabs or...sigh.

Unless you don't really have a tapeworm, and are quoting a book/movie/show....in that case, HA HA! I get the funny!
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