Have you guys seen these inventions?

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According to our inventor; "Collecting and gathering leaves that have fallen to the ground has proven to be a time consuming lawn and yard chore, especially in the geographic locations that are characterized by a preponderance of deciduous trees and shrubs that drop their leaves in the fall season". Well, we think it's time for all deciduous owners to stand up and unite, to stand up and pull on a pair of fancy web laced Leaf Chaps!

With the ingenious Leaf Chaps, now you can become the suburban leaf wrangler that you've always dreamed of, scooting along, shuffling your way to a clean yard. Hey, how about making a miniature pair for the kids so they can quickly clear the toy strewn floor?

The holidays are a time to celebrate (there's a holiday coming up soon somewhere in the world every week). And you know what the holidays mean... Eat! Feast! Food! The holidays just wouldn't be the same without a little overindulgence in the chow arena, but overeating leads to health problems and our inventor says that it's a foregone conclusion that chefs, housewives that cook and restaurant employees who are constantly subjected to food will overeat their way into obesity. His solution? The Anti-Eating Mouth Cage!

The Mouth Cage is designed to allow you to breath and speak but not eat due to the food barrier that's mounted on your face. Just in case you are temped by that perfect pie that's calling out to you, the Mouth Cage is actually locked onto your head, so you can't cheat the system. We don't know about you, be we're thinking it's just a little too creepy to have Mom and our favorite restaurant staff smiling from behind their own little personal mouth jails. Guess it's time for some fava beans and a nice Chianti.



Alright, admit it guys, you hog the remote control. Not only do you bogart the remote, your short attention span urges you to constantly flip through the channels, in search of the prefect two minutes of TV. And, what's worse, this rapid remote thumbing has a dark downside, B.T.N.D. (Button Thumbing Numbness Disorder). B.T.N.D. is sure to rival Carpal Tunnel as many of our male species seek Numb Thumb rehab.

But we have a solution! The Numb Thumb, thumb guard, so you can continue enjoying your bad habits and avoid the terrible stigma of B.T.N.D.. For the upscale channel flipper, consider the deluxe model, complete with fiber optic lighting and an exquisite wrist mounted battery strap.

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1. I thought the bottom one was a "Penis Night Light" at first

For guys who get up in the middle of the night to take a leak.

[chickenscratching]

2. LOL

that should be an invention though.
:rofl:

[MADem]

3. QUICK!!!!!! Off to the Patent Office with ye!!!!!!! n/t