nothingshocksmeanymore
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Wed Apr-06-05 06:32 PM
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What's all this nonsense I keep hearing about males watching corn? |
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Edited on Wed Apr-06-05 06:33 PM by nothingshocksmeanymo
It grows so slow, it's not like there's anything to watch..you can't even see it under the husk....is it because the hockey season was cancelled?
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Wed Apr-06-05 06:38 PM
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long, hard, and you can pull the husk skin like foreskin and it's quite phallic...homoerotic thoughts again.
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Wed Apr-06-05 06:38 PM
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Wed Apr-06-05 06:39 PM
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3. because it pops when hot? |
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and you get to pour butter on it?
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Wed Apr-06-05 06:40 PM
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4. Old ladies feet gets some of us off |
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Wed Apr-06-05 06:48 PM
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It's Korn, not Corn....Word UP!
And I am reliably informed that occasionally, women of the female gender do watch Korn, too.
Or maybe that was Porn...
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Wed Apr-06-05 11:39 PM
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Given the recent notice given by the Moderator, that I should explain that the above post was a comment on Gender Differences in both the areas of both visual and audial stimulation. And not, as it were, an actual POST on sex, which would, of course, be wrong.
Is that clear?
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Wed Apr-06-05 06:51 PM
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8. I was just worried my love for corn got me banned. |
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Wed Apr-06-05 06:58 PM
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9. They now have canine patrols at most fields to stop corn watching |
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yes they are called Corn Dogs.
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Wed Apr-06-05 07:06 PM
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10. Sometimes their masters forget to drop them off |
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they are called Corn Flakes
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Wed Apr-06-05 08:54 PM
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12. and are also trained in martial arts |
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Thu Apr-07-05 12:42 AM
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18. Sometimes the dogs wanna hump the stalks |
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for some cornal knowledge :D
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Thu Apr-07-05 09:52 PM
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20. Sometimes they have disagreements with the corn over money |
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but they usually hash out the corn beef over cabbage.
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Wed Apr-06-05 07:08 PM
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11. Cornographers know their audience well? |
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Wed Apr-06-05 09:08 PM
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genetically modified, it's fine by me. I believe you can tell by the size of the ears.
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Wed Apr-06-05 09:10 PM
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14. DRINKING corn, that's corn likker, bubs |
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The gals are WATCHING the corn. What a long ear that one was, ladies!!!!!!.....
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Wed Apr-06-05 09:13 PM
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15. Emily, it's PORN, men watch PORN! |
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Ooooops, sorry. Neeeever Minnnnnnd!
(Emily Litella was one of my favorite Gilda characters)
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Thu Apr-07-05 03:05 AM
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19. Don't knock corn! When it's hot and salty and all dripping with butter... |
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And that's as far as I'm going with that line of thought! :evilgrin:
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Thu Apr-07-05 09:58 PM
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21. Well, maybe YOUR corn grows slowly |
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Thu Apr-07-05 09:59 PM
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22. I know! I know! And everyone knows OKRA is much more fun |
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Thu Apr-07-05 10:00 PM
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23. That must mean paint drying season is just around the corner! |
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Thu Apr-07-05 10:02 PM
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24. That would explain the Three Stooges thing most guys have in common |
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