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Sat Oct-18-03 01:56 AM
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Alexander the Great, Frederick the Great and Napoleon |
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Up in Heaven, Alexander the Great, Frederick the Great and Napoleon are looking down on events in Iraq. Alexander says, "Wow, if I had just one of Bush's armored divisions, I would definitely have conquered India."
Frederick the Great states, "Surely if I only had a few squadrons of Bush's air force I would have won the Seven Years War decisively in a matter of weeks."
There is a long pause as three continue to watch events.
Then Napoleon speaks, "And if I only had that Fox News, no one would have ever known that I lost the Russia campaign."
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