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underpants Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Apr-08-05 09:10 AM
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There was one?


Cruiser: I joined the army 'cause my father and my brother were in the army. I figured I better join before I got drafted.
Sergeant Hulka: Son, there ain't no draft no more.
Cruiser: There was one?

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Crankie Avalon Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Apr-08-05 09:14 AM
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1. I like fast cars and fast women! That's why...
...the fellers in mah car club call me "The Cruiser..."
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Bunny Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Apr-08-05 09:15 AM
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2. You touch my stuff, I'll kill you.
Edited on Fri Apr-08-05 09:16 AM by Bunny
Any of you homos touch me, I'll kill you.
You call me Francis, I'll kill you.
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GOPisEvil Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Apr-08-05 09:15 AM
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3. Lighten up, Francis.
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ET Awful Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Apr-08-05 09:15 AM
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5. D'OH
You beat me to it by mere seconds :)
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GOPisEvil Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Apr-08-05 09:17 AM
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6. Who's your buddy? Who's your pal?
:evilgrin:
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ET Awful Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Apr-08-05 09:15 AM
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4. Lighten up Francis.
:evilgrin:
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underpants Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Apr-08-05 09:18 AM
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7. We're 10 and 1.
John Winger: We're soldiers; but we're American soldiers. We've been kickin' ass for 200 years. We're 10 and 1.


http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0083131/quotes
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kick-ass-bob Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Apr-08-05 09:26 AM
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8. Ima gonna have to go find that movie
and watch it again.
:D
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underpants Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Apr-08-05 09:50 AM
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9. How's it going Eisenhower? Whew I hope this is the chow hall
-Ox

The "Flag room" in the beginning is the first room that I went into my first day in the Army, at Ft.Knox.
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MrScorpio Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Apr-08-05 09:56 AM
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10. We're all very different people.
We're not Watusi, we're not Spartans, we're Americans. With a capital "A", huh? And you know what that means? Do you? That means that our forefathers were kicked out of every decent country in the world. We are the wretched refuse. We're the underdog. We're mutts.

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