calling all former personal deities

[sui generis]

I have it on good authority that Wat Tyler is the living incarnation of the late Screaming Lord Byron who died for our sins and a whole bunch of his own too, probably more the latter.

Well he didn't really die, he just shuffled off his mortal alias. Anyway, I digress. He signed up a whole bunch of people to be their personal deity; all we had to do was send money, beer, dancing girls or pictures of dancing girls and pray to him occasionally using messages posted in the Lounge.

Then there was a general DU amnesty on aliases, everybody renamed themselves and Screaming Lord Byron ascended to heaven (or somewhere) after being shot out of a cannon wearing a tutu, a dented burger king crown and some really bad sad clown makeup.

I personally don't believe he exists any more. I mean, wouldn't he SMITE ME if he could? I haven't sent a check or even a stick figure drawing of a dancing girl since last October.

:evilgrin:

[Dhalgren]

1. We all know that Screaming Lord Byron (all praises to His name)

works in mysterious (and sloppy) ways. I will pray for you, for even doubting his magnanimous investiture (or something to that effect). Was that lightening? No? Ok then...

[sui generis]

2. I think he's dead Jim.

surely I would have been smoted ere now.
especially the part about the dented burger king crown. And the tutu. I LAUGH (nervously) IN THE FACE OF DIVINITY! bwa ha ha hahahahhahhahahaha.

Maybe he's just like all the others - he just won't talk unless you sacrifice a virgin or two. Maybe my last check bounced. Hadn't thought of that.

:think:

[Dhalgren]

3. La-la-la-la-la (eyes closed, fingers in ears)

SLB loves me, this I know
'Cause sui generis tells me so


Don't listen to him Timmy, SLB is alive and watching-you-right-now!!!!