Dookus
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Fri Apr-08-05 11:48 AM
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To all you ladies in love with me.... |
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I'm sorry to have to break your hearts, but there are a variety of reasons why it won't work out. It's not you, it's me. I hope we can stay friends.
First, I'm still in the running to become Pope, and you're not allowed to have a girlfriend.
Second, I have a boyfriend who will get a little snippy if I start sharing the Dookus-lovin' with all you lovely ladies.
Third, I'm a big ol' pillow-bitin' homersexual. While I am friend with many women, I find them too soft and squishy and bumpy in all the wrong places. No offense. Really, let's stay friends.
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ChavezSpeakstheTruth
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Fri Apr-08-05 11:51 AM
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1. I have yet to be disqualified for your luvin'! |
JimmyJazz
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Fri Apr-08-05 11:52 AM
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Well, all right - I guess we can still be friends - :P
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terrya
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Fri Apr-08-05 11:56 AM
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3. I have to face facts...it's just not going to work out. |
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Since I, um, do have a boyfriend. :-)
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dolo amber
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Fri Apr-08-05 11:58 AM
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4. Oh so you're *gay* now... |
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Riiiiiiiiiight. :eyes:
Really Dookus, I'd expect a more believable excuse from you...
:P
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LynneSin
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Fri Apr-08-05 11:59 AM
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5. WAIT!!! Are you gay??? |
saltpoint
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Fri Apr-08-05 11:59 AM
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6. Dookus, I missed the threads where you're running for Pope. |
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Well, hell. I'll vote for ya.
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Fri Apr-08-05 12:13 PM
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Now that would be a turnaround.
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