Think of a common movie title and think of it as if it were a porno

[Champ]

I cracked myself hysterically walking around hollywood video looking at movie titles thinking of them as pornos. Try to come up with some. I'll start by naming a few simple ones.

"No way out"
"In and out"
"Major Payne"

[SarahB]

1. "That Darned Cat"

[SarahB]

2. "Leave it to Beaver"

[OhioChick]

3. Die Hard

[SarahB]

4. "Dick"

[two gun sid]

18. "Dick Tracy"

[DS1]

5. First Blood

/runs

[Swede]

6. Oceans 11.

Titanic.

[bigwillq]

7. "The Air Up There"

[UncleSepp]

25. ROFLMAO!

[GOPisEvil]

8. Octopussy.

Eight WHAT?!

[sasquatch]

9. "The Big Lebowski"

:D

[alittlelark]

10. "I Know What You Did Last Summer"

[Champ]

11. Ah, Hewitt movies are good

"Can't Hardly Wait"

[Vektor]

12. "Whale Rider"

[Champ]

15. "Monkey Trouble" and "The Truth about Cats and Dogs"

[GOPisEvil]

13. American Pie

[two gun sid]

14. "Pumping Iron"

[NewHampshireDem]

16. Die Hard

:evilgrin:

[Mend]

17. African Queen

[tuvor]

19. Bambi

I know of at least one stripper that used that name.

Hmm... "Thumper"....

[Tom Kitten]

20. The Towering Inferno

It's big, it's huge, and it's beyond hot!

[Bok_Tukalo]

21. "The French Connection"

<poe>

[Seabiscuit]

22. Volcano!

[JohnKleeb]

23. The Babe

and the thing is I really liked Bernstein's music in said film so I go look for it and all I get is porn.

[JohnKleeb]

24. The Great Escape

[Seabiscuit]

26. "The Thing"

[pres2032]

27. Dante's Peak

[Champ]

28. "The Passion of Christ"

[two gun sid]

29. "Kangaroo Jack"

[bigwillq]

30. "Guess Who's Coming to Dinner"

[JohnKleeb]

32. Yes "Coming"

But the modern day sequel with Bernie Mac and Ashton Kutcher is even more thought provoking
Guess Who's Coming?
Hell I wouldnt want anyone coming at my dinner, its messy.

[Champ]

33. Coming to America

[JohnKleeb]

36. Thats a lot of coming

:)

[Champ]

40. "Clueless"

:)

[bigwillq]

34. "it's messy"

:rofl:

[RevolutionaryActs]

31. Blazing Saddles.

:shrug:

[bigwillq]

35. Raging Bull

[Gold Metal Flake]

37. Lawrence... Lawrence of Arabia...

He's an English guy... He came to fuck the Turkish...

[khashka]

38. Ok this doesn't really count but

My mom just got Saving Private Ryan and I keep reading it as Shaving Ryan's Privates.

I can't watch that movie because I start laughing so hard.


Khash.

[onager]

39. Heh. I have a picture of the "Ryan" crew...

...holding up a handmade sign that reads: "Severing Ryan's Privates."

I think they were unhappy that day...

I kept reading the title of one movie as: "Under The Tuscan Nun."

[Champ]

41. "2 Fast, 2 Furious" and "Gone in 60 Seconds"

"Another 48 Hours"

[JohnKleeb]

42. Private Parts, duh

[Champ]

44. "Blow" and "XXX"

Both movies have nothing to do with porn.

[OhioChick]

43. Joyride............

[Champ]

45. "Rear Window"

[Champ]

46. I'm coming up with alot

A couple more

"The Wood"
"Shaft"

[SOteric]

47. Snow White and the Seven Dwarves.

[Champ]

48. Robert De Niro movies are good ones

"Goodfellas"
"Meet the Parents"
"The Score"
"15 Minutes"
"This Boy's life"
"Analyze this"
"Great expectations"
"Men of Honor"
"The Adventures of Rocky and Bullwinkle"
"The Deer Hunter"

[Anarcho-Socialist]

49. Anal-yze This n/t

[nuxvomica]

50. Willie Wonka & the Chocolate Factory

[nuxvomica]

51. Head

A Monkees movie.

[Anarcho-Socialist]

52. The Great Upstanding Member

Yes, it's a real film

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0366536/

[nuxvomica]

53. The Wrong Box

[nuxvomica]

54. Lawnmower Man

[mondo joe]

55. What's Eating Gilbert Grape?

[miss_kitty]

56. "Babette's Feast"

[oustemnow]

57. Diddler on the Roof?

Bang the Bum Slowly?

[shawmut]

58. Freddy Got Fingered

[Beware the Beast Man]

59. "Snatch"

[enki23]

60. fist of the north star

rocky (and all the familiar porno sequels)
million dollar baby
bloodsport
dead bang (!!)

[tjwash]

61. Oceans Eleven

[eek MD]

62. "My big fat greek wedding"

n/t

[nuxvomica]

63. Prick Up Your Ears

Say it fast 10 times. :evilgrin: