I'm sober but still terribly obnoxious. Ask me anything.

[progmom]

[biscodawg]

1. what are you like drunk then?!?

:scared:

[progmom]

3. it depends

I'm either a lot of fun, or paranoid. It's a roll of the dice.

[mr_hat]

2. How much prog and how much mom? Does it shift?

[progmom]

4. i go back and forth with ease.

the kid is asleep, so no mom for now.

[biscodawg]

6. or did randomkoolzip eat him?? nt

[progmom]

8. oh - that's right.

yes.

[bridgit]

5. how bout a bubble bath?

[progmom]

7. um.

Is that a question?

Or an offer? :shrug:

[bridgit]

9. oh, well, upon review? stated as such? it was a question...

[progmom]

10. see? i told you i was obnoxious.

:P

[bridgit]

11. ank-spay ooh-yeah at-bray

:spank:

[Bok_Tukalo]

12. You are about as obnoxious as a five Butterflies cruising in clover

<ope>

[biscodawg]

14. all the butterflies are coming out of the cocoons right now

and on the freeway they fly across and it is like frogger. SPLAT!

[progmom]

15. Shhhh.

I'm trying to develop a bad-ass reputation. Everyone thinks I'm too mom-ish.

[Bok_Tukalo]

21. Well, it's not enough to SAY you are obnoxious

You actually have to BE obnoxious.

[progmom]

22. dammit

i need to take lessons or something.

[Bok_Tukalo]

29. You need to swear every once in a while dammit

Oh ... and mention how good you are in bed in graphic detail.

Then puke.

[progmom]

41. puke for real?

Or puke like this?:puke:

[Bok_Tukalo]

42. So no graphic details, eh?

Ah well ... I'll settle for the puke ... I guess.

[progmom]

44. you want graphic details about my sex life?

for real?

you go first.

[Bok_Tukalo]

50. OK

[progmom]

52. oh erm,

does this mean it's my turn?

[Left Is Write]

13. You? Obnoxious? Pshaw.

Did you know that "pshaw" looks even sillier written than it sounds when said?

[Bok_Tukalo]

16. "Pshaw"?

Who talks like that?

Will she "rue the day"?

[progmom]

19. was that really you sitting on the can in that pic?

You are uber cute. And way younger than I thought.

[Bok_Tukalo]

23. See now posting a picture of yourself on the can is obnoxious

Sorry. That was taken about 7 years ago so no, I am not that young.

[Left Is Write]

28. Maybe, if her name is Trebek and she crosses Sean Connery.

:D

[Bok_Tukalo]

36. Too funny

<poe>

[progmom]

17. another word that strikes me funny? awkward

awkward is itself a very awkward word.

[Left Is Write]

33. Fisticuffs.

The funniest word ever.

Made me almost crack up during a very serious news story on the radio once. That would have been unseemly.

Unseemly! Another weird word!

[progmom]

38. Do you do radio?

Another word I just can't get past? Panties. It just...bugs me.

[Left Is Write]

43. I did.

At the first station I worked for I did news in addition to being a jock. It was a very small station just north of the Twin Cities. Spent some time in Central Wisconsin also, doing afternoon drive and music director duties at a "hot" country station.

I've been off the air ten years, except for a brief part-time stint at a Boise radio station.

[progmom]

46. very cool!

when i first started in radio, i would crack up at inopportune times (like the time I said "anals" instead of "annals") but that was back when i was on between midnight and 5 am.

[biscodawg]

18. you watch waynes world too much nt

[Left Is Write]

26. You think?

I've only seen it twice.

I think I was using pshaw before Wayne's World.

[biscodawg]

51. no I'm just being obnoxious NT

[RevolutionaryActs]

20. That smiley is so wrong.

:o

[progmom]

25. you think so?

[RevolutionaryActs]

31.

[progmom]

39. where do you get these cool customized smilies?

[RevolutionaryActs]

45. Lone_Star_Dem gave me a link.

I'll give it to you, if you promise to only use it for evil. :evilgrin:

[progmom]

48. i am the new evil progmom

everything i do is evil

[RevolutionaryActs]

49. Alright then.

http://www.smiliegenerator.com/

[biscodawg]

32. i guess its girls gone wild without the drunkeness??

:shrug:

[texas1928]

24. Explain this to me.

Close is a lingerie shop without a window.

what does that mean?

[progmom]

30. what the fuck are you talking about, tex?

[texas1928]

37. you are supposed to answer not ask another question.

:P

[DistressedAmerican]

27. Can You Look At This Thing Growing On My Back?

[progmom]

35. that there is a monkey

You've got a monkey on your back, son.

[DistressedAmerican]

47. Good Thing That I Do Not Have Eyes In The Back Of My Head.

UGLY!

[Amaya]

34. Why are you so damn obnoxious?

what's up?

:)

[progmom]

40. I'm trying out this new, non-mom-like persona

...beeyotch.

Problem is, I don't really know how to pull it off.