If I'm correct, I'm Will Pitt's cleaning lady and Kleeb's pediatrician.

[SarahB]

:silly:

[Ellen Forradalom]

1. How many beers have you had again?

More than one by now, by the sound of it?

[SarahB]

4. 2

I'm just a wuss (and naturally quite the dork). :silly:

[Ellen Forradalom]

5. Damn, it must be easy

to ply you with drink and take advantage of you.

"Have some Madeira, m'dear!"

[SarahB]

6. I'm better when I'm sober though.

More detailed and well... I don't want to get trouble. I either want them or I don't. A drink won't make a difference either way. :P

[yvr girl]

2. Is Matcom involved at all?

[SarahB]

3. I'm his plumber.

He keeps yelling, "Plunge it, baby. Plunge!" :crazy:

[Tandalayo_Scheisskopf]

7. Pitt's Cleaning Lady??!!

Oh damn, the stories you can tell. Dish, grrl. Dish. ;-)

[SarahB]

8. I promised Pitt I would never reveal his stories.

He pays me well though. :D

[Ellen Forradalom]

9. Pass along the stock tips

you uncover when you go through his wastebasket.

[Tandalayo_Scheisskopf]

10. Stock?

I didn't know Pitt was a cattleman too! :D

On edit: To a cattleman, a stock tip is:

"Well, hoss, to get that pretty little heifer to back up to that stump, you gotta..." :D :D :D

[SarahB]

11. He invests in German beer companies.

Shhhh....

[Tandalayo_Scheisskopf]

12. Oh, duh,. Senior moment.

This is the weekend when poor John Kleeb, noted innocent, falls into the nefarious clutches of noted Bahstahn rakehells and sodomites and is led down the primrose path to sin and perfidy?