A joke

[Dez]

A man escapes from a prison where he's been locked up for 15 years.

He breaks into a house to look for money and guns.

Inside, he finds a young couple in bed.

He orders the guy out of bed and ties him to a chair.

While tying the homeowner's wife to the bed, the convict gets on top of her,
kisses her neck, then gets up and goes into the bathroom.

While he's in there, the husband whispers over to his wife:

"Listen, this guy is an escaped convict"

Look at his clothes!

He's probably spent a lot of time in jail and hasn't seen a woman in years.

I saw how he kissed your neck.

If he wants sex, don't resist, don't complain... do whatever he tells you.

Satisfy him no matter how much he nauseates you.

This guy is obviously very dangerous.

If he gets angry, he'll kill us both.

Be strong, honey.

I love you!"

The wife responds:

"He wasn't kissing my neck.

He was whispering in my ear.

He told me that he's gay, thinks you're cute, and asked if we had any Vaseline.

I told him it was in the bathroom.

Be strong honey.

I love you, too!"

[hippiepunk]

1. teehee

[knowbody0]

2. you made me laugh out loud

thank you

[Radio_Lady]

3. I'm a straight liberal woman, in my 60's -- and I wonder if --

anyone who is gay would really find this joke humorous.

Is it politically incorrect? I'm not exactly offended but I'm not exactly laughing, either.

[noahmijo]

8. Think of this it's actually hilarious on a few fronts

The "macho" guy husband who is probably typically in control "sacrifices" his wife totally willingly without even trying to step up and protect her. He encourages her to do something that by all accounts is horrid but like the rat that he is he's only out to save his own neck.

The woman, who seems to be the victim quickly turns the tables and the rat husband of hers finds himself in the position he was all too quick to put his own wife in.

[Dez]

5. no problem ;-)

I think it's a hoot! And I think it's PC, even if it isn't, I think it's funny!

[Terran1212]

4. Nice!

[MnFats]

6. perhaps this is less offensive:

(although I do think the 'escaped convict' joke is OK)

this one cracks me up"

Q.: How did Pinocchio discover he was made of wood?
A.: His hand caught fire.

Thank you, thank you. I'm here all weekend.

[Radio_Lady]

7. Now, that's cute!

Did he rub his hand on his elongated NOSE????

[MnFats]

9. umm...i think not.

you're close though. his elongated, um, something else.

[Radio_Lady]

11. Oh, I guess he's a REAL BOY!

Q: What doesn't Pinocchio have to worry about when he masturbates?

A. Getting splinters in his hands.

[begin_within]

10. But...

...if the convict was gay, why would he be so desperate for sex just after escaping prison? He would have had plenty of opportunities while in prison. Sorry, not trying to throw a wet blanket on the joke or anything. It's a funny joke.