I am sorry but Ive never b*en to Queens

[JohnKleeb]

[Zing Zing Zingbah]

1. I've never been there either, but I'm not sorry for it. n/t

[Lavender Brown]

2. I lived there briefly... it's ok!

[Reverend_Smitty]

3. well then...

you don't know what you are missing!

[hfojvt]

4. and you've still never been to me either

"well I've never been to Spain
but I kinda like the music ...
well I've never been to England ...
well I've never been to heaven,
but I've been to Oklahoma
well they tell me I was born there
but I really don't remember
in Oklahoma, not Arizona,
what does it matter, what does it matter?"

[hfojvt]

5. "excuse me for livin', but I never read it"

"neither has anyone else in this town"
"there you go again, about the low mentality
of River City citizens, and takin' it all to much to heart."
"Now mama, as long as the Madison Public Library was entrusted
to me, for the purpose of improving River City's cultural level
I can't help my concern that the ladies of River City keep ignoring
my counsel and advice."
"But darlin', when a woman has a husband
and you've got none, why should she take advice from you,
even if you can quote Balzac and Shakespeare and all them
other high-falutin' Greeks."