I've been on DU since AUG 04 + I've just reached 150 posts. Ask me anythi

[SouthoftheBorderPaul]

ng. Or nothing. Whichever.


Let's get the first one out of the way: Yes, I'm a fuckin' doofus.

[Celeborn Skywalker]

1. What's your favorite comfort food? (nt)

[SouthoftheBorderPaul]

4. Probably Creamy Chicken style

Ramen Noodles. They're so comforting, in fact, that I eat them about 3 times a week.

[BikeWriter]

2. Uh, where have you been?

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[BikeWriter]

9. Oh, the usual, huh? I find time to post in between.

[SouthoftheBorderPaul]

14. Yeah me too

but the keys get kinda sticky from all the lotion.

[asthmaticeog]

3. Is it true what they say about lurkers?

[SouthoftheBorderPaul]

7. Whoa, little personal there, no? Who are you, my mother/parole officer?

Actual, yes, it's true--we're made entirely of clay.

[Anarcho-Socialist]

5. What's your favourite kind of cheese? n/t

[SouthoftheBorderPaul]

10. Ball. Toe. Dick. Head.

Pick one. They're all good.

Muenster. Thanks for asking. Shit, thanks for responding to the post. At 150 posts, I'm sure I have not inspired much curiosity.

[MissB]

8. Are you going to post more?

[BikeWriter]

11. More what?

[SouthoftheBorderPaul]

12. Yes, I believe I will continue down this road....

I enjoy posting. I usually don't post because, with so many, intelligent and clever people, it's hard to find something to say that has not already been said...but funnier.

[madrchsod]

13. pop international thing sounds pretty cool

a little to young for me but my daughter and her friends have been looking for an excuse to go to chicago..

[SouthoftheBorderPaul]

16. Wow, great!

I'm surprise you know about that! Should be excellent. David Bash is a really great guy and he puts so much work into these events. Booking litterally hundreds of bands a year is no small task. Are you coming?

[lpbk2713]

15. Are you James, Matt or Paul?

Inquiring minds want to know.

[SouthoftheBorderPaul]

17. Hahaha.

Look at my user name....Now, you get one guess.

That's right, I'm James. No really I'm Matt. No for real, I'm Paul. Do I look like a Paul? Didn't think so--I'm James. No really I'm Matt. No for real, I'm Paul. Do I look like a Paul? Didn't think so--I'm James. No really I'm Matt. No for real, I'm Paul. Do I look like a Paul? Didn't think so--I'm James. No really I'm Matt. No for real, I'm Paul. Do I look like a Paul? Didn't think so--I'm James.

I'm Paul. Just kidding, I'm Matt.

Sincerely,

James

[lpbk2713]

18. I thought so.

That explains the 150 posts.

[SouthoftheBorderPaul]

21. Haha.

I'm Paul, by the way. For realzee.

[lpbk2713]

23. That's what I figured.

Just helping you build up your post count.

:thumbsup:

[SarahB]

19. Under my old name it took me something like 7 or 8 months to hit 100 posts

I used to be shy. :D

I guess I asked you nothing, but :hi: anyway.

[SouthoftheBorderPaul]

22. I'm kinda shy too...

Especially when I know people will be scrutinizing my grammar.

Thanks for the reply. Hi!

[biscodawg]

20. whats your favorite kind of music?

or band?

[SouthoftheBorderPaul]

24. I'm really into powerpop...

a la Cheap Trick, Elvis Costello (kind of powerpop, I suppose), Chomsky, The Features, Ben Folds.

I play in a powerpop group call The 8th Grade. And let me just plug the website: www.The8thGrade.com. Ah, I feel better now. Please check it out.

[biscodawg]

25. listening now

thanks, I love listening to new music :) YOU INVITE ME TO LUNCH WITH YOUR NEW FUCKING FRIENDS! haha great line for some reason i can't explain

[SouthoftheBorderPaul]

26. Thanks, glad you like it!

We're releasing our album in about 3 weeks. We worked REALLY hard on it so I don't mind saying it sounds great.

RandomKoolZip--don't know if you're familiar with him--played bass and drums on that tune. He also co-wrote the lyrics!

[biscodawg]

27. that explains a lot about the lyrics then!!!

;) Is the album gonna be available to order online?

[SouthoftheBorderPaul]

28. Yeah, it'll be on CD Baby and possibly iTunes.

We'll have a link from the website. You can sign up for our mailing list from the site too, if you're interested.

[biscodawg]

32. put it on rhapsody too

so i can listen to it for free }( jk ill buy it. i really dig 25 phone calls

[SouthoftheBorderPaul]

33. Thanks!

Yeah, 25 Phone Calls is my favorite tune off this album. I spent a LOT of time on those lyrics.

[crispini]

31. Wow, Chomsky?

:hi: from a Dallasite who likes Chomsky too. Haven't seen 'em lately, though, they haven't been playing as much around here since the keyboard player dropped out. Are you from Dallas too? How'd you get to know Chomsky?

[SouthoftheBorderPaul]

34. We played a show with them in Nashville.

I have Onward Quirky Soldiers and I LOVE it. Beautiful arrangements. When we gigged with them they teased some XTC songs the Black Sea album. Very talented group of guys. Had no idea they lost their keyboard player. Unfortunate.

[qnr]

29. As a retired Coastie, I must point out that you joined on Coast Guard Day

Just saying, that's all :hi:

[SouthoftheBorderPaul]

30. Wow,

I didn't even know there WAS a Coast Guard Day. Interesting....to a small degree. ;)

Thanks for replying!

[UrbScotty]

35. Are you better off now than you were eight months ago?

I have to ask!

[SouthoftheBorderPaul]

36. Why because I've been on DU?

Duh...Of course!

[cassandra uprising]

37. how do you keep your lips so pouty and full?

i mean come on, i know you're not into surgery or anything like that.

do share your secrets
:hi:

[SouthoftheBorderPaul]

38. My lips are kept pouty and full

by kissing so much music industry ASS! It's the quickest way to the top....or so I have read.

[cassandra uprising]

39. OMG your sig line

i can't stop laughing,
you guys are too f-ing much.

:rofl:

[SouthoftheBorderPaul]

40. Glad you like it....

That was a whole lotta transcribing for one joke.