"Señorita Jenna Bush For Presidente En 2016!"

[Bluebear]

¡Buenos dayos, ladias and gentelmanos! Este weeko we meetamos Señorita Jenna Bush, la daughtera de Señor Jorge Bush Junior, el greatest presidente en la historia de los United States.

As una membera de la dynastia de Bush, Señorita Jenna is seconda in line to succeedar Señor Jorge Bush Junior as presidente, after his excellencia Señor Jebo Bush, el most exaltedo governoro de la state de Florida.

¿But, what will happenar cuando Señorita Bush is el presidente?

La three-pronged platforma de Señorita Bush is muy visionario: 1) don't messar con Texas, 2) free margaritas por todos and 3) don't messar con Texas.

La coronation de Señorita Jenna is expected en el yearo 2016. Los punditos americanos predictar that Señorita Paris Hilton es la front runnera for la vice presidencia.

We, los humble subjectos de la familia royale de Bush, can hardly waitar for this great dayo to arrivear.

http://www.chortler.com/1657spangles30.shtml

[Dogmudgeon]

1. I laughed. I cried.

But mainly, I wet the chair.

¡Arriba!

--¡p!

[JohnKleeb]

2. So a Bush-Hilton ticket

:shrug: I sure hope the democratic alternative is Portman-Edwards.