DeLay joke...

[HamstersFromHell]

An office worker, on his way home from work in Washington, D.C., came to a dead halt in traffic and thought to himself, "Wow, this seems much worse than usual. He notices a police officer walking between the lines of stopped cars, so he rolls down his window and asks, "Officer, what's the hold up?"

The officer replies, "Tom DeLay is depressed, so he stopped his limo and is threatening to douse himself in gasoline and set himself on fire. He says his wife and daughter have spent all the $500,000 he paid them, Jack Abramoff's turned against him, and the Republicans have told him to forget about running for Speaker of the House. So we're taking up a collection for him."

The worker asks, "How much have you got so far?"
The officer replies "About 4 1/2 gallons, but a lot of folks are still siphoning."

[Ilsa]

1. Heh heh heh.

Heard it before, different subject. Worth reading again. Thanks. It's a good one. :toast:

[HamstersFromHell]

4. Well, I did alter it a bit from how I read it...

thought it was more fitting this way.

[BlueJazz]

2. That's a keeper1 LOL..

[Midnight Rambler]

3. Oh man, that's great!

Here Hamsters, this is for you.

:beer: