who can drink me under the table?

[chickenscratching]

and who here is an angry drunk? lovable drunk? depressed drunk?
who has had a high tolerance level since birth.
favorite drink?

tell me, i wanna know in case there's ever a party in minneapolis and you're invited.

me-happy but loves to tell you to fuck off drunk.
high tolerance level (low tolerane for pukage)
drink-whiskey straight (i always drink to world peace)

[sniffa]

1. i'LL be under the tabLe

but not because you drank me there... i just Like the view.

i'LL have a stoLi martini; dirty and just a spLash of vermouth. extra oLives too - i Like the snack.

[chickenscratching]

3. mmm olives

babam! you are one saucy chickadee! ;)
you know what you can do with the olives right?

[sniffa]

5. i can put them on my finger tips

and pretend i'm an aLien with 10 eyes.

[chickenscratching]

8. too bad youre not the six-fingered man

cuz then you'd have 11

[jandrok]

2. I once drank over 500 beers in one semester of college

Averaged out to a little over a case a week, not to mention the hard alcohol we were consuming. Good times. Funny thing was, I got my highest GPA that semester. I was focused on drinkin' 'n' thinkin'.

Nowadays, I can make a six-pack last a little longer.

[chickenscratching]

7. what kind of beer? n/t

[jandrok]

12. One you're too young to remember - Michelob Dry

Late 80's, during the "dry" beer marketing boom. It was fairly good stuff, but like most college students, we drank it becauase it was new and hip. Corona had lost it's mojo, and Mick Dry was the stylish way to get puking drunk.

I didn't dicover craft beers until I was out of college. I'll never go back to drinking macros.

[chickenscratching]

15. too young to remember?

how old do you think i am?

[jandrok]

16. Judging by your photos, about 21 (n/t)

[chickenscratching]

17. close

12

[jandrok]

22. I knew it. The drinkin' and smokin' gave you away.

Damn irresponsible kids. Wait until you're a teenager. It'll get worse. Children these days. Sheesh.

[Magrittes Pipe]

4. I drink to Jimmy Russell

For being the wonderful old codger who milks the teat of Sister Bourbon for me.

And whether or not you end up under the table is entirely up to you.

[chickenscratching]

6. but what's

your opinion on the subject?

[Magrittes Pipe]

9. I suppose if I were drunk enough, I wouldn't so much care either way.

Ah, the sweet release of intoxication! :loveya:

[tjwmason]

10. You'll be under there hours before I am

When I get drunk I talk political philosophy and theology at a pretty deep level - or in fact just about anything as long as its excessively intellectual.

My default drink is gin and tonic, though I also do wine, Pimms (in good weather), martini, beer (real beer not lager) on a pretty frequent basis, and will down most stuff that I'm given.

I've had a high tolerance lever ever since I started drinking, which was honed to perfection at university.

[chickenscratching]

11. hmmm

are you saying when i get drunk i don't want to talk on any kind of intellectual level?

[tjwmason]

18. No - it's just that's all I do whilst drunk

Never spoekn with you whilst you were drunk.

[chickenscratching]

33. what do you do

when you're sober?

[tjwmason]

35. Sleep mostly

I'm far less obsessive about turning everything into a philosophical discussion when sober.

[Heidi]

13. Name your poison.

Paint thinner, lighter fluid or vodka. :evilgrin:

[chickenscratching]

14. paint thinner! YES!

the choice of kings.

[Heidi]

19. Kings, and painters, too! (eom)

[Tyrone Slothrop]

20. I'd give you a run

I have a high tolerance -- but not since birth. It took me seven years in college(!) to get it that high.

Generally, I'm a fun, singing sort of drunk. But not always.

Fav drinks: Morning/Afternoon: Bloody Mary (gin instead of vodka) or Greyhounds.

Evening: Zyviec beer.

[Kenneth ken]

21. dunno

me - happy, but quiet
fairly high tolerance level
drink - Jack Daniel's on the rocks

I have on more than one occasion consumed an entire 750 ml bottle, but not in quite a few years.

[WilliamPitt]

23. Me

[chickenscratching]

24. are you telling me

you wanna go? right now! i can take it. i have a very young and nubile body, capable of holding gallons of moonshine and ale.

[VelmaD]

25. Will's all talk...

:)

Now me, I'm an amateur drunk. Only started really drinkin' a year or so ago. But my game is steadily improving. Gimme a decade and then we'll see who can drink who under the table. :)

And I'm a happy giggly little drunk. :)

[chickenscratching]

26. the kind

that wants to tell everyone how much they love them and smother them with hugs??
:)

[VelmaD]

28. Not quite that bad...

but I do find everybody's jokes more amusing. :)

And I can get a little touchy-feely if the right person presents himself. :)

[sexybomber]

27. We'll go head to head.

You'll probably win, but then I'll get up on the table and start dancing! (The ladies love it when I do that :D )

I'm a "get drunk and do stupid shit" kind of person... such as streaking, cow tipping, drunken indoor football, humping things...

Favourite drink? I'm currently big on this:

2 shots Jack
Lemonade
Add ice
Stir
Enjoy

I call 'em Bourbonades!

[chickenscratching]

29. nice one

humping things-we should hang out

[EstimatedProphet]

30. I think I probably can

Typically on my birthday I try to drink my years. Last time I got to 28 drinks. Walked out of the bar under my own steam.
BTW I tend to be a very friendly drunk.

[chickenscratching]

31. you think

what were you drinking?

[EstimatedProphet]

38. Tequila and Jagermeister shots

[chickenscratching]

39. yes! we have a jag drinker!

:party:

[EstimatedProphet]

41. Vitamin J!

[Mutley]

32. i can drink

a lot of beer but hard liquor always makes me :puke:

[chickenscratching]

34. just aim it for my mouth next time...mmmm...

[MadHound]

36. I'm a happy, friendly drunk

And if we're drinking tequila, I'll put you under the table, where I dropped off the other wanna-bes. And none of that Jose Cuervo shit either. Patron, Chinaco, real tequila that eliminates the need for training wheels.

[Dark]

37. I am

a happy drunk, according to my friends. I usually don't remember. . .

I have always had a high tolerance for alcohol.

And my favorite drink, so far, is Smirnoff triple black Ice. Yes, it's a malt beverage, so fuck off.

[chickenscratching]

40. ooo

looks like malt beverages are a bit of a sore spot with you huH?