Warning. In Hell, THIS is the only wallpaper you are offered for your PC.

[Bush_Eats_Beef]

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[Debi]

1. Caption "I sold my soul so George could be President"

And the tape of Jenna doing the butt dance would dissapear.

[coloradodem2005]

3. What tape of Jenna doing the Butt dance?

[MADem]

5. It HAS disappeared

Someone either bought it, stole it, or threatened the person who took it. In any event, it ain't available any more.

[Debi]

7. She attended a bachelorette party and got a little tipsy

and was videotaped groovin.

It was going to be broadcast on television...then it just disappeared.

[Speck Tater]

2. Coulda been worse. Coulda been Michael Jackson.

[MADem]

4. I woulda thought it would be Wolfowitz

I think Laura is already in hell. Where can she go, what can she do? She made her unfortunate choice, she's stuck. I think if she had her choice, she'd want a stack of books, a carton of smokes, a bottle of whiskey, and to be left alone.

[Debi]

9. To drive around aimlessly

until she can kill another boyfriend...:evilgrin:

[Bush_Eats_Beef]

12. Very astute observation...

...and, sadly, you're probably right.

She's sent out little messages about hating the Crawford Pig Farm, about wanting to settle into a nice, civilized uptown mansion once this is all over.

I'm reminded of John Lennon and his self-imposed 5-year exile within the walls of the Dakota, his guitar hung over the bed like an untouched relic and the only music coming from the Elvis, Little Richard, Carl Perkins and Chuck Berry 45s loaded into his Rock-O-La jukebox. Just former Beatle John, getting high and changing diapers and, in his own words (from "Watching The Wheels"), "watching shadows on the wall."

I can see pickles doing the same...burying herself in a good book, numb in an alcohol-and-nicotine-fueled fog, safe in her mansion, safe in the knowledge that the lies can finally cease.

[NoPasaran]

6. Nice teeth, for a smoker

I's rather not think where those lips have been however. :scared:

[bridgit]

8. dude, that's messed up i then ain't go'n...

O8)

[Sugar Smack]

15. Well, so then come to My Hell..

You're welcome here, although the drinks are watered down, and we DO have bush all over the TVs here. Oh, and there's nothing to eat but warm tubs of pimiento cheese. And there's no trouble to get into down here.

IT SUCKS!!!

;-)

Would you like to hear Whitney Houston sing, "I will always Love You" again? Here. Let me crank that up a bit. Ears bleeding yet?

[bridgit]

17. kew'l, burnt toast but hold the whitney pls...

[Sugar Smack]

19. AAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!! Plus, you have exactly 20 more posts

than me. I've got my eye out on you. I'm counting. Yeah, I'm keeping track. Uh-huh!

:P :P :P

"And IIIIIIEEEEIIIIIEEIIII...willl always..love yoooooooouuu.."


Damn. I think I need a nap after that! Why didn't anyone tell me being in Hell was such HARD WORK?

[bridgit]

20. turn around and BAM: you're kevin costner...

shit howdy this must be hell

:yourock:

[Sugar Smack]

21. LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!! OK, seriously, you owe me a new keyboard!!!!!!

You made red wine come out of my nose!


IT BUUUUUUUURRRNNNSS!!

*obligatory rotating head*

:P


:loveya:

[bridgit]

22. well then here's the deal: you know why the grape didn't cry...

when he got stomped & kicked? cause he just let out a little w(h)ine...

:rofl: :loveya:

[Sugar Smack]

24. NOMINATED!!!

Sickest puppy on the board!

What's your wallpaper in Hell? Mine's Condi, or the Family Circus.

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[Bush_Eats_Beef]

25. Nothing quite says "Hell" like CONDILICIOUS wallpaper...

"Mr. President, Iraq is sovereign!"

[Sugar Smack]

27. Mister B-E-B- if I may-

You know what I hate? I hate that that is a pretty good picture of her, and I really hate it. There is no humanity to that person, yet it seems to resonate with girlishness... You know what I'm saying?? I hate it!!

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[BiggJawn]

10. I SWEAR! She looks SO much like a thinner version of my Ex...

Especially the eyes.

[miss_kitty]

11. If I had dial-up, I'd be pissed

:evilfrown: :nuke: :evilfrown:


































but I don't, so no worries!:woohoo:

[sakabatou]

13. AUGH!

[Mr. Flibble]

14. N0000000000000000! N00000000000000000000000000!

THE AGONY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I'll put it up at work. It'll be an incentive to get away from my desk! And worry all of my co-workers, regardless of their political orientation! :evilgrin:

[Meldread]

16. I set this to my desktop wallpaper...

...just because I wondered what it looked like. Good God it is creepy as hell. It's like she's stuck inside my computer and watching me! I'll never be able to view porn on this computer again because I can still see those eyes... oh, god... those eyes...

[Technowitch]

18. Aaaaaaaaaaaghhhh! My eyes! It burnses!

Now I'm going to have to take a shower.

With kersosene.

[shesemsmom]

23. OMG !!!!!!!

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[Huckebein the Raven]

26. *shudder*