I seriously considered signing up for the millinery yesterday morning.

[ohiosmith]

[swimmernsecretsea]

1. Well then help me out here...

Why the heck did Camilla Parker Bowles wear those monstrosities? First was "The Tumbleweed." A circular explosion of tawny feathers, it resembled her own hair before she'd seen her colorist on a windy day. It was so close to her natural color, it was as if a portion of her scalp decided to rebel and take over her head from the peroxided part. Then, came the "Kubrick Fantasy in White" so named because it resembled the more psychedelic aspects of the end of the film "2001: A Space Odyssey." An alien spacecraft in white, it perched on Camilla's head, weird tentacles and probes testing the surrounding space for intelligent life, finding none.

[ohiosmith]

2. One would not expect a commoner to appreciate the nuances of

the Royal Consort's fashion choices.

[swimmernsecretsea]

3. Commoner?! Commoner!!

Here's your ring back! The wedding is off!