LOL! I was helping Cubsfan1982 with his 1982 project.

[Maddy McCall]

I'm a little high on Fioricet (the headaches that drove me to the ER Saturday night), so I started digging. And I couldn't quit digging.

For some reason, I was intrigued with 1982. I just figured it out. It's the year I lost my, um, wholesomeness.

I remember parking with my boyfriend and laying my head in his lap (no, I swear I wasnt doing THA-AT! ) and feeling something lumpy. I asked him, "Is that your pocketwatch?" Talk about naive!

When did you become nonwholesome? :evilgrin: Care to share any details?

[democracyindanger]

1. Pocketwatch? You sure you weren't thinking of 1882?

[Maddy McCall]

2. He always carried a pocketwatch.

I thought it was kind of retro-cool back then. :D

[lpbk2713]

7. Kinda puts a new twist on takes a lickin and keeps on tickin.

:eyes:

[Maddy McCall]

8. HAHAHAHA!

:thumbsup:

[Ladyhawk]

3. "I just figured it out. It's the year I lost my, um, wholesomeness."

You think Cubsfan1982 will use that in his 1982 project?

"1982 was an auspicious year for many reasons. Probably the most important event was the celebrated Losing of Maddy McCall's Wholesomeness..."

You think this thread will get disappeared? :)

[Maddy McCall]

5. LOL! Well, it was a TREMENDOUS event for me!

I doubt he will use it though. I'm hoping that my gentle wording in my OP will save this thread's destiny. :D

[RevolutionaryActs]

4. If that was the year you lost your "wholesomeness" and that was

also the year he was born....... you haven't blocked something out, have you? :o

[Maddy McCall]

6. I promise. I did not procreate.

I was creative, but I did NOT procreate.

LOL! :D

[RevolutionaryActs]

9. LOL you never know...

Debi, we found out, is my mom... we don't know who my dad is though.

Oh Left is Wright is my mom too... :P

[Maddy McCall]

11. Your dad is Dookus.

Be careful around him, though, because he's a grumpy old bastard at times. :wow:

[RevolutionaryActs]

17. Sweet!

Dookus will make a kick ass dad. :7


Not to mention a horrible influence. :rofl:

[Maddy McCall]

20. Well, the sad thing, I hate to tell you...

is that you'll have to eat Tucker's left overs. :( Dook will show partiality to Tucker, sad to say.

[RevolutionaryActs]

26. If figured he would..

but can you blame him? Tucker is so cute!

[Maddy McCall]

28. And he's my nephew.,..

So that makes you my niece. :D

[RevolutionaryActs]

29. Cool!

:bounce:

[Left Is Write]

10. What? You think I'm not wholesome?

[Maddy McCall]

12. Not in the biblical sense.

:evilgrin:

[Left Is Write]

13. Well.

I first became knowledgable - in the Biblical sense - in the year 1983. Details not particularly interesting, though.

[Maddy McCall]

15. Sounds like you were the same age I was?

16? 17?

I was such a high-school Ms. Thang. :D

[Left Is Write]

30. Yes, I was 17.

[WindRavenX]

14. It was the day after Midterms...

...I had a fresh bottle of vodka, a flirty skirt, and ragin' hormones.
All of campus was going nuts.
I shall let you figure out the rest :D

[Maddy McCall]

16. Were you dating him, or was it a spontaneous thing?

I was dating mine, but since "everyone" was having sex in high school, I figured I'd better get at it.

Only to figure out that all those people who I thought were doing it were actually all talk.

:shrug: :D

[WindRavenX]

18. spontaneous thing

Supposedly, his name was Mario. An Italian Jew.
From Canada.
Or so he said.
College parties are fun- especially, and this is hilariously ironic- when it's a party TO RAISE MONEY FOR PLANNED PARENTHOOD.
I shit you not.
(no I don't regret it)

[Maddy McCall]

22. OMG! HAHAHAHAHA!

So, I suppose there was free birth control at the fund raiser?

LOL! Such irony! :7

[WindRavenX]

23. BOWLS of them

Like, there was a bowl of cran and vodka, and a bowl of condoms.
The party planners were smart. :7

[Maddy McCall]

24. Damn! I'm going to have to do more volunteer work for Planned Parenthood.

:D

[WindRavenX]

25. it's horrible for me to say...

...but the parties are great places to meet guys
Im gonna burn in hell for this.

[Maddy McCall]

27. DAmn! I'm checking the PP website right now for upcoming events.

J/K. I don't know about Mississippi PP events. Probably the ONLY place in Mississippi to meet LIBERAL guys, though. I doubt that many Billy Bob Joe Dans attend PP meetings. :D

[Ellen Forradalom]

19. You're a young 'un

1977, in a basement in Forest Park.

[Maddy McCall]

21. Was it cold and damp?

LOL!

[Ellen Forradalom]

33. Winter, so yes chilly

Not really too comfortable. Things have improved immeasurably over the years, thank God.

[CubsFan1982]

31. I'm glad to know I inspired such, ahem, memories.

I was 15, and all I'm willing to say is that it was the most fun I ever had until I discovered Guinness. As for the details, well, a gentleman does not kiss and tell. ;)

[Abelman]

32. But I was born in 1982 too!

There are people my age on here? My God...why aren't we partying together? Not that I can't party with people not my age, I'm just saying. Well, I know what I mean.

Wholesomeness? If we're talking the whole wholesomeness it was when I was 18 my freshman year of college. Stayed with her for four years and then things have turned poorly for me. Ah well, such is life. I'd do it all again, except for the part with the ending.

(where's the ladies?)