What happened to my roommate?

[Radical Activist]

He said he was having dinner downtown after work so he wouldn't be back until later. He still hasn't come home this late. What happened?

[DustMolecule]

1. He won the lottery and is going to pretend that he doesn't 'know you'

(but just in case, that theory is wrong, did you try calling his cell phone? You know you can always say you were worried that he was trying to 'stiff' you for the rent? :shrug:)

[Radical Activist]

2. I can't do that.

I jipped him on the rent last month.

[Skittles]

3. he is sick of you, RA

he needs a freaking break. Want me to kick his ass? I'm tired but I could still do it.

[Radical Activist]

4. I've been gone for a week

maybe he isn't happy that i'm back. :shrug:

[Floogeldy]

5. What happened is you are fussing over him like a MOTHER HEN.

If he doesn't show up in a month, call the FBI.

B-)

[Radical Activist]

6. like hell i am!

If I were fussing over him i would call his cell. I'm just curious, and a little annoyed because i wanted to go out tonight.

[Floogeldy]

9. In that case, I think he deserves a WEDGIE!!

B-)

[Rhiannon12866]

7. If I never showed up, I would hope that someone worried about me.

Does he have a cell phone? Do you know where he might be? I think it's better to find out than have him found at the bottom of a canyon, a month later. Maybe I watch too much TV, but this is just my IMHO.:shrug:

[MADem]

8. You need "roommate rules"

If anyone spends any time under my roof, and they are not planning to be home that evening, they are required to either call and let us know, or leave a note so stating ahead of time. Leave a phone number so that one can be reached in an emergency.

That way, no one worries. My house, my rules. Don't like it, stay somewhere else!

I'm absolutely inflexible about this. I just don't like stressing or worrying about people, and this solves MY problem!

[Radical Activist]

12. The problem with that is

that I'm not his mother.

[MADem]

22. And he's not your father...BUT

I don't have a senior-subordinate relationship with most of my houseguests, it is a rule I insist upon simply so that others residing in the house, as well as myself, don't have to endure unnecessary angst. I don't want an itinerary, I just want to know if someone isn't going to be there per usual. It's common courtesy, and you yourself should also let people know if you aren't coming home and give them a contact number for emergencies.

Letting people know you aren't coming back is polite, just make it clear that you don't really care about the where or the why, just the when--as in, when do you expect to return?

[orleans]

26. great rules!

i'm like that too and i'd do the same thing if I had roommates. i don't.

i have a daughter. the rules are similar. she has a curfew (legally no but i say yes), take the cell phone with you, leave a house phone number if you're going to a friends, call me if you're going somewhere else.

i do the same for her--but i really don't go out much. when i do the same rules apply to me (just in case i'm needed and so she won't worry)

[imenja]

10. that he got lucky seems the most probable

Are you truly worried about him? Is it completely unheard of him to stay out all night? Or are you just hard up for poll topics?

[Radical Activist]

11. This happened before

when he went to meet his ex-girlfriend for dinner and dind't come back, which is a BAD thing. He needs to keep away from her. No, I'm not really worried.

[Maddy McCall]

13. You, a FEMALE, are LIVING IN SIN with a MALE ROOMMATE?

Who do you think you are? Suzanne Sommers? I don't know what to think about you. You're reputation has been permanently tarnisehd!

:D

[RevolutionaryActs]

14. um.

RA is a woman?
Damn it RA THIS WHOLE TIME YOU'VE BEEN LYING TO ME! How could you? You bitch. :cry:

[Radical Activist]

16. I'm still a manly man

ask me to prove it at your own risk

[RevolutionaryActs]

17. Um....

I'm so tempted to ask..... :o


Must.... be... good... girl...... GACK!

[Radical Activist]

20. Being a good girl

is highly overrated. You should forget that in Boston. :)

[RevolutionaryActs]

21. bwhaha!

But if I do, won't you be sad that you missed it? :(

[Radical Activist]

25. Not if I'm there

and if I do make it I'll be sure to help. ;)

[RevolutionaryActs]

29. You might come to Boston?

YAHOO! :bounce:


Will you be giving out lap dances? I have 19 one dollar bills that I got on my birthday, I've been saving them for some reason.... this just might be it. ;)

[Radical Activist]

31. hehehehe

There's still a chance. I would like to come, but honestly it won't be easy to make it.
I like your idea for the dollar bills.

[orleans]

30. go ahead--risk it!

life is about taking chances (sometimes)

...but if it doesn't work out, don't blame me

:nopity:

[imenja]

18. I've been asking

and I've seen no proof and no risk.

[Radical Activist]

19. Is that what you were doing?

[Maddy McCall]

24. Well slap me stupid.

I thought I was responding to you! You and RA have TOO close of user names. :D

[RevolutionaryActs]

27. LOL! That's funny.

We are both RA at times. :D


I would never live in sin. I'm far too sweet and innocent for that. O8)

[Radical Activist]

28. LOL

yet

[RevolutionaryActs]

32. Yet? Are you saying I won't always be innocent?

:o


Nah truth be told, I find marriage to be a stupid thing. Not bad, but silly. What difference does a piece of paper make? You love a person or not, meh I say to marriage. So if I find someone getting hitched is not high on my list of things, so I'll probably be living in sin no matter what. :evilgrin:

[Radical Activist]

15. Let me double check my genitals

Nope. The Frank and beans are still there.

[Huckebein the Raven]

23. Just don't get the beans above the frank

:evilgrin:

[Radical Activist]

33. FYI: The Conclusion

He was in fact with his ex-girlfriend getting lucky. He came home around 5am. Wouldn't I have been a sphincter ninny if I had called to check up on him and interrupted good sex? Thank goodness I didn't!