Vt.Teen Accused of Stealing Corpse's Head "to make a bong"

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Vt.Teen Accused of Stealing Corpse's Head

Tue Apr 12, 1:24 PM ET Strange News - AP



MORRISVILLE, Vt. - A 17-year-old Morrisville youth was being held on $100,000 bail after police said he raided a tomb in a cemetery and removed a head from a corpse.

"We had a person voice their concerns about information they had heard on the street," said Chief Richard Keith of the Morristown Police Department.

Keith said police at first could not believe what they had heard. But when they went to Morrisville Cemetery and investigated, they found that someone had broken into a tomb, broken open the casket and removed a man's head.

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Authorities are not sure of the motive of the crime. Court documents said the suspect allegedly talked of using the man's head as a bong or a pipe for smoking marijuana.

http://story.news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=story&cid=817&ncid=757&e=10&u=/ap/20050412/ap_on_fe_st/head_theft

[SheepyMcSheepster]

1. he was just trying to smoke some headies?

:silly:

[mzmolly]

2. Uhm, time to quit smokin' weed dude.

:eyes:

[Mizmoon]

3. A "human head bong"

to think, in college I made do with a glass one ...

[chickenscratching]

4. way to take one for the team

this should go down in smoking history. i'm glad i know where to go when i'm in dire need of a smoking contraption.
on edit: do you think the head gave a nice bloody iron taste to the ganj?

[emad]

7. But...too many holes in the human head for really efficient bong

to work properly.....unless of course it was an ex-weed-head's head that he was using, to get an extra kick from all that THC and cannabis tar still in the nasal tract....

[chickenscratching]

14. so which orafice was

used as the choke?

[emad]

16. Maybe the nostril?

?

[Odonata]

5. This derelict must suffer from reefer madness

This potent drug that drives our youth to comit such heinous crimes must never be legalized.

[emad]

10. Like this derelict?

[emad]

12. Or this one, who gets the wobbles after a toke too many?

[chickenscratching]

15. exactly

weed can only cause harm inthat it will give you uncontrollable laughter and give yo ustrage urges to kill people at will.

ps. welcome! :hi:

[Huckebein the Raven]

18. Speaking of which:

http://www.sho.com/site/reefermadness/home.do

[Magrittes Pipe]

6. You put your weed in there.

:silly:

[sniffa]

8. he couLd have gone to the head shop

ba dum bum

[bobthedrummer]

9. I'd kick the shit out of anyone that did that, what a satanic creep

cultist. Now this will be used against the herb.

[GreenPartyVoter]

11. Yep. Nothing cool about desecrating the remains of someone's loved one.

[silvermachine]

13. He's a real head...

EOM

[Arkana]

17. Egad.

This kid needs to get off the weed, and fast.

[redqueen]

19. He has smoked himself retarded.

[bbernardini]

20. "Not a bong...a water pipe."

The mantra of many a head shop owner.

[Beware the Beast Man]

21. Wow. Denis Leary is a prophet!

"That guy's head would make an excellent bong!"

[BringEmOn]

22. Future POTUS?

Skull and Bones cred

[JohnnyBoots]

23. Wow, what a head case!

[Strawman]

24. but he never lost his head

even when he was smokin head

[sakabatou]

25. I guess if he did use it, it would turn heads...

[Historic NY]

26. Must be smoking "wet"

laced with PCP. We had a couple smoke cadets do the same thing in Orange County some years back. I spent several day with a co-worker and a SUNY Anthropologist exhuming some 1860-1880 graves that apparently were dug at. Luckily we determined that they were not opened. They collected more than a few skulls and had them all painted and pentagramed up.

Imagine having to put Aunt Edna's or Uncle Joe's head back in the grave. Where do they come up with this sh-t is beyond me.