If God had a name, what would it be?

[Modem Butterfly]

And would you call it to his face if you were faced with him in all his glory? What would you ask if you had just one question?

[Magrittes Pipe]

1. JHVH

Pronounced "John Shaft."

[bbernardini]

2. That God is one bad mother...

...SHUT YO MOUTH!

[Richard Steele]

8. ...just talkin' bout GOD....

[Abelman]

21. Then we can dig it!

[notadmblnd]

3. Oh, creator of ALL things

how did you get to be such a sick and twisted being?

[bbernardini]

4. The guy who wrote this song visited with my students a few years ago...

I was looking for somebody to come in and talk to my students for our Cultural Arts Week, so on a whim, I asked his management, and he agreed! For two days, I had to resist being a drooling fan-boy, as I've been a fan of his band The Hooters as long as I can remember.

[sniffa]

5. sniffa

god is dog speLLed backwards. think about it.

[stellanoir]

14. affins

is sniffa spelled backwards. think about it.

[sniffa]

17. rio naLLets

is a river ecuador. think about it.

[stellanoir]

24. Ooooooooooo !!!

I just love being equatorially ass backwards.

Sound very tropical and exotically chic. Sort of I guess.

If we started a cult of ass backward equatorials, would it possibly effect the world's rotation?

[Richard Steele]

6. It's HOWARD.

You know, "Our father who art in heaven, Howard be thy name..."

[RevolutionaryActs]

7. LOL!

Did you see me post the lyrics to that song in A&A the other day? :D

[Modem Butterfly]

9. No! I'm sorry I missed that!

I love Joan Osbourne, and I've always liked this song. Somehow the idea of a god that's just another schmuck like the rest of us is appealing.

[RevolutionaryActs]

10. That's too bizarre!

We post about the exact same thing within a couple days of each other! Nutty.

I've always liked it too. It's good stuff. :thumbsup:

[stellanoir]

16. Have you ever heard Osbourne's

live cover of "Son of a Preacher Man." If not check it out. She's at her best on that one. Woh.

[sui generis]

11. BOB!!!! Bow before the mighty BOB you heathens!!!

plus, and this is REALLY FREAKY:

Bob spelled backwards is **BOB**. Isn't that weird? I think it proves that Darwin is a hoax.

[Hand]

19. Dang! Ya beat me to it! nt

[hfojvt]

26. and god spelled backwards is "dog"

I prefer this theory. The universe and everything in it was created in 1991 by a cosmic entity known only as "Fred".

[mark11727]

12. "So, Lord, about this whole Ten Commandments thing...?"

"Ah, I was just messin' with ya."

[Schema Thing]

13. Can't decide; Jehovah Bob, or Jehovah Wayne?

[ProfessorGAC]

15. Brad

Then, we could have a Pope Brad, too! (There's a pop culture reference for you! Know where the Pope Brad joke comes from?)
The Professor

[dbt]

18. Earl Scruggs!

[lpbk2713]

20. Charlton Heston

:shrug:

[Huckebein the Raven]

22. Shigeru Miyamoto

[readmylips]

23. PMS - God, she lived it...

Talk about double speak. God must have lived his life PMSing. Hey guy/gal, how about some straight talk, please.

[tjdee]

25. That song SUCKED--but Joan had a great voice.

I'd rather have her around than Joss "I'm hot shit cause I'm a teenager, even though my lyrics are simplistic for the same reason... and I don't wear shoes, which tells you I am cooler than you" Stone.

I hated that song with such a passion that it wasn't until much later I heard "Right Hand Man" and "St. Theresa", which I love.

[terrya]

27. His name is Frank.

Well, that is, if he actually exists....

[ashling]

28. Is there a HELL for people who ask three questions in one poll?

:shrug: