My daughter just sent this to me -- discuss

[mapster]

TAILGATING

An honest man was being tailgated by a stressed out woman on a busy
boulevard. Suddenly, the light turned yellow, just in front of him.

He did the right thing, stopping at the crosswalk, even though he could
have beaten the red light by accelerating through the intersection.

The tailgating woman hit the roof and the horn, screaming in frustration as
she missed her chance to get through the intersection. As she was still in
mid-rant, she heard a tap on her window and looked up into the face of a
very serious police officer. The officer ordered her to exit her car with
her hands up. He took her to the police station where she was searched,
finger printed, photographed, and placed in a holding cell.

After a couple of hours, a policeman approached the cell and opened the
door. She was escorted back to the booking desk where the arresting
officer was waiting with her personal effects.

He said, "I'm very sorry for this mistake. You see, I pulled up behind
your car while you were blowing your horn, flipping off the guy in front of
you, and cussing a blue streak at him. I noticed the 'Choose Life' license
plate holder, the 'What Would Jesus Do?' bumper sticker, the 'Follow Me to
Sunday-School' bumper sticker, and the chrome-plated Christian fish emblem
on the trunk.

Naturally, I assumed you had stolen the car."

[Worst Username Ever]

1. HAHAHA I love it!

[libhill]

2. Priceless

And soooo true.

[Jeebo]

3. I heard a stand-up comedian tell this story once...

...a few years ago, except he told it in one short question:

"Did you ever think you could make that next light, but the driver in front of you didn't think HE could?"

And yes, that did get a big laugh from the audience.

Ron

[Abelman]

4. It's funny because its true!

Well, I dont' know if it actually HAPPENED, but they are like that all the time.