Vt. Teen Accused of Stealing Corpse's Head (to make a bong)

[slackmaster]

http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.cgi?file=/n/a/2005/04/12/national/a102326D04.DTL&type=bondage

Did I beat matcom to the punch?

[autorank]

1. Is this what they mean by "Vermont Values?" JUST KIDDING!!!

Love VT!

On edit: This is part of a strong of outrageous San Francisco Chronicle headlines, e.g., "Superman Kills Self" (when the TV Super Man actor, George Reeves did just that) or, my all time favorite, "Hells Angel Hands Self with Whip." I mean, seriously, how can you top that.

This one is really up there!

[JohnKleeb]

3. You mean smoking pot? thats a merkian value

Not just vermont, hey why should they have all the fun, for all purposes, I'd rather a certain thing to Virginia Tobacco.

[JohnKleeb]

2. I dont have a problem with marijuana

but jesus fucking christ thats fucked up and yes I think you did in fact beat matcom.

[DRoseDARs]

4. Wow, just wow...

Usually, potheads can be wacky and zany, but this is above and beyond anything I've ever heard or seen.

[notadmblnd]

5. See what people are forced to resort to

when you make paraphernalia illegal. If only Tommy Chong had been able to sell his wares. There'd be no need to use human corpses'

[slackmaster]

6. An apple or a potato works just fine

:nuke:

[notadmblnd]

8. I know... that was just my poor attempt at humor.

nt

[ghostsofgiants]

7. I want to make a Riget reference...

But I assume nobody would know what the hell I'm talking about.