Ask me interview questions and I will answer frankly

[Mrs_Beastman]

a little stress reliever before tommorrow

[datasuspect]

1. are you now or were you ever

a member of the communist party?

[Mrs_Beastman]

7. uhhh..could you turn that bright light off first

no, but they do have some valid points

[progmom]

2. How's Dino?

(on edit - i guess you didn't mean frank sinatra)

[Mrs_Beastman]

30. Dino, a fellow Buckeye, good man

[Robeson]

3. OK, Mrs. Beastman, what qualities do you have, that will be of value.....

...to our company?

[Mrs_Beastman]

8. umm. I always fill up the coffee pot when it is low

a I make great veggie pizzas for potlucks!

[Robeson]

15. Well, if you can throw on a tight blouse to go along with those skills....

...you'll probably stand a good chance of landing a job in 60% of the companies in America.

[Mrs_Beastman]

18. I know..that pisses me off

[jeff30997]

4. Where you in Dallas on November 22 1963 ?

Did you do it ?

[Mrs_Beastman]

10. I was gleam in my dad's eye

and he was in Europe at that time finding himself and other hippie stuff

[jeff30997]

12. What a convenient alibi.

[MrScorpio]

5. What are three things that you'd inprove about your previous job?

[Mrs_Beastman]

11. first, I would tell off the girl next to me...

finally tell her to take a shower and she is tonedeaf. I would tell more customers they really are incompetant. And I would wear flip flops on casual friday

[patrice]

6. A co-worker has come to you three times with the same problem.

What do you do?

[Mrs_Beastman]

16. Hey...have you been spying on me at my job?

I actually do keep saved templates that I whip off to coworkers when they ask a question...I'm kind of flattered when they come to me instead of my boss...she hates her job more than any of us, I think.

[R. A. Fuqua]

9. where do you see yourself

in five years?

[Mrs_Beastman]

17. Cleaning up the mess from this administration

[R. A. Fuqua]

38. hee hee that is a good one n/t

[StuckinBFE]

13. What do you want out of this job?

How do you view yourself in a company such as this??

[Mrs_Beastman]

21. I view myself a pon on a big chess board

because of this, I expect this company to turn it's head when I pilfer office supplies.

[Lydia Leftcoast]

14. What are your salary expectations?

:evilgrin:

[Mrs_Beastman]

24. To be Mr. Beastman's sugar-mama

he would look so cute cleaning the house in hotpants

[Floogeldy]

19. Name, address, SS#, height, weight, eye color, bra size, . . .

OOPS!

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[Mrs_Beastman]

25. hehe, I need my lawyer for this interview!

[EstimatedProphet]

20. If a train leaves Chicago travelling south at 30 miles per hour

and travels 4 1/2 hours, then accelerates at 5 miles per hour per hour, and decelerates at 10 miles per hour per hour until it is 50 miles from New Orleans, then travels the last 50 miles to New Orleans at 30 miles per hour, how long will it take to reach New Orleans?

[Mrs_Beastman]

26. I dunnobut the train conductor needs a drug test

[Liberalynn]

22. Have you ever secretly

plotted against any of your past bosses?

[Mrs_Beastman]

27. Naaa, I always felt sorry for their sad middle management asses

[fishnfla]

23. What is your ideal idea?

for now?

[Mrs_Beastman]

28. like, whoa, I can't answer that without flunking the drug test

[johnnie]

29. Will you be there for the NE meetup?

[Mrs_Beastman]

31. April 30th? yes

It sounds like it getting a preatty good crowd. You?

[johnnie]

32. Oh yeah..I'll be there

Really? I thought it was a small crowd. How many you think are going to be there?
In fact, I was the one who suggested The Mad Cactus. I hope it works out.

[Mrs_Beastman]

34. It will...We need a meet up in this area

and I want a Margarita

[EstimatedProphet]

33. Looking like about 15 people now

Not a bad crowd.

[Mrs_Beastman]

35. That has to be a nice percentage of NE ohioians

[tigereye]

36. good answers Mrs. B

maybe they will hire you for your sense of humor and perspective. Oh well, that's what I used to do when I was a supervisor. Good luck.

[Mrs_Beastman]

39. Thanks...I try to be myself, no one likes smoke blown up their ass

but is wishes were bikes, we would all ride!:hi:

[Beware the Beast Man]

37. Do your boobs bounce when you type?

:P

[Mrs_Beastman]

40. you are a putz

:hug: