I think Kleeb's been drinking again.

[YellowRubberDuckie]

He keeps telling me he's a lesbian. :shrug:
Duckie

[RevolutionaryActs]

1. Veronica? Are you here hon?

:P

[Huckebein the Raven]

2. I want to meet this Veronica everyone is talking about

[JohnKleeb]

3. you haven't met "her"?

[Huckebein the Raven]

6. don't think so but I could be wrong

[JohnKleeb]

7. Ahhh huh

:)

[YellowRubberDuckie]

8. I wonder if I'm drunk...This thread is making no sense.

:shrug:

[JohnKleeb]

9. you might be

[YellowRubberDuckie]

10. I haven't had any alcohol!

[JohnKleeb]

11. Then shucks that conclusion is wrong

I know I am not drunk.

[RevolutionaryActs]

12. Makes perfect sense to me.

:shrug:

[JohnKleeb]

14. Duckie no know Veronica

[RevolutionaryActs]

4. Haven't you?

:o

[Huckebein the Raven]

5. I don't believe I have

[bettyellen]

13. i came in second place in a veronica look alike contest........

the girl who won had massive implants and jumped around alot. dammit. i coulda went to hollywood.

[JohnKleeb]

15. How did you manage that?

:) We're talking about Veronica, my fem alter ego.

[bettyellen]

16. they were making an archie movie. my asistant at the time was a ringer

for archie- so we went. if i wasn't competing in the contest, i would have had to pay 20$ for a shitty nightclub night out i didn't want. so i laid on the eyeliner and wore a matching minidress and shoes and hairband and entered the contest. i was on entertainnment tonight with a guy vying for jughead. i said doesn't he look just like archie? he hee! and then they cut to my assistant many beers and dances later, winning. we drank alot and forgot about the contest for a while there, but we rallied and almost swept it. it didn't help that i danced so much my hair was more cher or diana ross than cartoon.
the comic book family loved me, they tried to rig it so i could win. all the other competors were wanna be actors and anyway, it got downgraded to a tv movie and they cancelled the screentest they gave my assisatant 500 for first place.
by the way, we're going to paint your toenails, okay?

[JohnKleeb]

17. Oh my toe nails? sure

What about my hair? what color are we thinking here. You know I was mistekn for a girl when I wore my hair more conservatively.

[bettyellen]

18. i want to trim your hair. no color, kleeb.

i just kinda want to fringe your bangs a little.
no color, no way. you're a man, dammit.

[JohnKleeb]

19. Its actually quite nice the way it is

Its a little thick but other than that I love my hair.

[bettyellen]

20. let me be the judge of that......

i've picked out fishnet stockings for your toes...

[JohnKleeb]

21. Oh yeah? you got an image so I can get some idea?

Also what about other things. Like I think my hair as it is now is too manly.

[bettyellen]

22. it's a very rich scarlet cherry classic bad girl kinda red.

it goes with everything.
too manly, huh? i thought it looked a little hard edged, but you were doing the photo grooming thing, so that's deceptive, i thought we could rough up the edges is all. i'll bring some scissor, just in case.

[JohnKleeb]

23. I did the hair grooming thing to look nice

Yeah maybe if you did something with it, you could make it a little more girly and if you want me to make the job easier by shaving my arms and legs and chestal area before this is done to make it easier for you all, I can and I'll be clean shaved too.

[bettyellen]

24. well, lets not go overboard with the nair, okay.

i was only talking about a nip here and there. heh he he.
just don't fall asleep in boston.

[JohnKleeb]

26. Dont worry about me falling asleep

I am great at falling asleep and staying awake.

[rug]

25. This is stupid.