Prime Minister's Question Time Flame War

[NoPasaran]

Flame away, but you must post in the excruciatingly polite style of the British Parliament.

I'll start.

Would the Right Honourable Gentleman agree that not only are Mr. Kucinich's ideas as nutty as a fruitcake, but his ears would look less out of place on a fruitbat than on a member of this House?

[Bouncy Ball]

1. I would agree with the Right Honourable Gentleman that

everytime I see Mr. Kucinich, I have a strange urge for pre-packaged cookies baked in a tree.

[yvr girl]

3. Mr. Speaker

will you please have the Honourable Member from Texas refrain from insulting our elfin friend.

[Zuni]

7. Mr. Speaker, I request that you strike from the record the comments

from the right honorable represenative from Vancouver. The right honorable Sir Kucinich of cleveland upon Cuyahoga does have quite an elfin look.

[Zuni]

2. Would the right honorable gentleman be willing to agree

that the citizens of Buckingham on Trent were rightly correct to protest the insidious fox hunting ban that your raffish party imposed upon the goodly taxpayer of that district?

[NoPasaran]

5. Her Majesty's Government cannot agree with this sentiment

and repeats the comment that a fox hunt represents the unspeakable in pursuit of the inedible.

[Zuni]

9. (I call the right honorable gentleman from Annapolis on Severn)

MP Zuni (Labor)--- I would like to state the Her Majesties Government has become Anti-British, and the right honorable back bencher turned Prime Minister should go and fornicate with himself. (hoots and howls from the backbenchers)

[Zuni]

4. I would like to yeild my time to the gentleman from Avon on Mersey

If the right honorable gentleman who just debased the right honorable Mr. Kucinich would kindly remove his head from his posterior, he might have well learned that the right honorable Mr. Kucinich often is mersmerizing with his captivating wit and jocularity.

[NoPasaran]

8. I would have the right honourable gentleman know

That I have myself availed myself of the opportunity to sit with the honourable Mr Kucinich and his merry band and sing Kumbayah. But I must repeat that my sentiment that this does not constitute a servicable foreign policy for this realm.

[Zuni]

10. I should tell the right honorable gentleman now

that Kumbayah folk-singing upon the merry meadows is all well and good, but the Right Honorable Prime Minister should be more concerned with fixing the dread mess that has become of NHS under his dereliction.

[NoPasaran]

11. I would have the right honourable gentleman know

that the "dread mess" to which he refers is the envy of the civilized world, and much of America as well.

[Zuni]

12. That envy that the gentleman refers to has caused a pensioner

to perform dental surgery on herself because she could not find a suitable dentist on her NHS plan! Citizens in my district of Annapolis on Severn have to wait months to be seen by doctors, often of the swarthy immigrant variety who rarely speak the Kings English, even though they are listed on Her Majesties register! Now, pray tell, what do you intend to do about this intolerable situation?

[NoPasaran]

13. Her Majesty's Government knows of this pensioner of yours

and gives thanks for her spirit of initiative. We intend to introduce very shortly into this House a Bill to be entitled "The Self-Surgery Incentive Act of 2005" which will create a pool of medical instruments to be lent to private individuals who have the need and desire to perform surgery on themselves. We anticipate that this will significantly reduce the backlog at the NHS and lessen the financial burden on the ratepayers.

[RogueTrooper]

6. I see strangers

;-)

[edbermac]

14. I love CQT...so polite and insulting at the same time...

I was in London in 1992 and visited the House of Commons chamber where they hold this; maybe about a dozen backbenchers in attendence debating some boring bill...