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Modem Butterfly Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Apr-15-05 11:37 AM
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Fortune Cookie: Fortunes You'd Like To See
If you were in charge of a Fortune Cookie factory, what fortunes would you write?
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undergroundpanther Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Apr-15-05 11:39 AM
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1. You will be hungry again in 2 hours.
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Arkana Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Apr-15-05 11:39 AM
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2. "You will live a long, lonely existence, probably due
to the fact that you're a necrophiliac."
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ewagner Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Apr-15-05 11:39 AM
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3. Always thought about making
MISFORTUNE COOKIES

The fortune I'm most afraid of getting? one that simply says:

DUCK!!!!
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MindPilot Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Apr-15-05 11:39 AM
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4. Beware of those who claim to be fair and balanced
for they are not.
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ironflange Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Apr-15-05 12:02 PM
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5. "You're ugly and your mother dresses you funny"
I've really found that one. :(
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Sheets of Easter Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Apr-15-05 12:04 PM
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6. You just ate my house, you bastard.
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supernova Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Apr-15-05 12:08 PM
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7. www.badcookie.com
"beware the dark, mechanical bird."

http://www.badcookie.com/
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Modem Butterfly Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Apr-15-05 12:13 PM
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8. Help! I'm imprisoned in a Chinese Fortune Cookie Factory!
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