Thanks to all you gays & lesbians, I'm now going to marry a goat!!

[LynneSin]

:sarcasm: :sarcasm:

Or at least the eyes of Bill O'Reilly, that's what same-sex marriage is going to lead to!



http://mediamatters.org/items/200504150005
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O'Reilly again warns that same-sex marriage could lead to calls for nuptials with goats

While discussing the case of two male Massachusetts inmates who requested prison officials' permission to marry, Fox News host Bill O'Reilly said that gay marriage will eventually lead to people petitioning courts to marry goats. O'Reilly has voiced a similar idea before, as Media Matters for America has noted.

From the April 13 broadcast of Westwood One's The Radio Factor with Bill O'Reilly:

O'REILLY: Now, there was another request up there from a woman -- prisoner, inmate, convict -- who wanted to marry another woman who's not in prison. And, I guess they're still mullin' that over. No, it was denied -- no, I'm sorry, they're mullin' it over -- no, it was approved! Oooh, no, look at this! The other request was approved because it involved the marriage of a female inmate to a woman who's not in prison. See, I woulda denied that. I'd have said, "When you get outta prison, you can marry her." But not here. This isn't pre-Cana prison -- all right, you can't do that. See, I'm not buyin' into any of this politically correct nonsense. If you're a prisoner, you're a convict, you lose your rights until you get out. So, I'm sorry. We're not lettin' you get married, not gonna let you drive a car, you can't vote. You're in -- you're in, that's it.

So this is just the beginning, ladies and gentlemen, of this crazy gay marriage insanity -- is gonna lead to all kinds of things like this. Courts are gonna be clogged. Every nut in the world is gonna -- somebody's gonna come in and say, "I wanna marry the goat." You'll see it; I guarantee you'll see it.

[mondo joe]

1. Oh he's handsome too!

http://www.sanjuanislander.com/images/fair/2001/animals/goats/bride_groom-8222(9).jpg

[Kikosexy2]

2. Uh okay...

I just married my beloved goat BaaaaaaSheba Butt! Or was it Sylvia--no that's the play THE GOAT OR WHO IS SYLVIA? Anyhoo, I'm Mr. Oh Really has f*#k buddy goat in his garage somewheres to bone whenever he wants to...if not have phone sex with it.

[nothingshocksmeanymore]

3. And to think. I was glad I was a lesbian so that I didn't have to

[LynneSin]

5. You lucked out with a great partner; all that was left was....

[Misunderestimator]

18. Aw... thanks... look at the family resemblance:

[dean_dem]

4. Just don't be moving in on my box turtle.

She's all mine.

[DelawareValleyDem]

6. Personally, I think I WOULD pick the goat over O'Reilly nt

[calico1]

10. My thoughts exactly.

A goat is more intelligent and articulate. And I'll bet no goat in their right mind would want a date with Bill either. That would be a real step down for them.

[Gildor Inglorion]

7. Somehow, that's really disturbing....

gives a whole new meaning to the Spanish term "chupacabras," doesn't it? As for O'Reilly, someone should sprinkle him with holy water to see what happens. Or expose him to sunlight.

[redqueen]

8. How do people like him keep their jobs?

Oh wait, that's right... idiots everywhere think he's great.

:eyes:

[MadHound]

9. Damn, what is it with these RW fools

Bring up same sex marriage, and they start bringing out the box turtles, cows, goats, the whole damn barnyard. Why do I get the feeling that beasiality runs rampant when the doors are locked at the NeoCon convention.:think:

[OldLeftieLawyer]

11. Meanwhile, Bill, that happy het,

mates with a falafel, and pays big $$$ when he gets caught.

Save a goat.

Fuck a falafel.

[Terran]

12. We at the Grand Council of the Homosexual Agenda...

...wish you two all the best. We're so happy for you.

</sarcasm>

[LynneSin]

14. Thank you, I owe my happiness to all the homosexuals in the United States

God Bill O'LiesAlot pulls crap out of his ass and thinks somehow this crap is true

:eyes:

[ScreamingMeemie]

13. And I am going to out you!

:bounce: :P :hi:

[kodi]

15. silly, you don't have to marry a goat, it'll give it up on the first date,

um, or so i've heard.

[Orsino]

16. Not such a stretch...

...for the man who believes that a phone call will lead to loofah sex.

[JimmyJazz]

17. Falafel!

He called it a falafel - he's a boob. He's not even good at phone sex. :eyes:

[China_cat]

19. Your kids will still be more intelligent

and better looking than his.